Timeshare for Tycoons and Autocrats

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Timeshare for Tycoons and Autocrats
***** Space still available! *****

Be part of the international elite Club of Infamy*

November 1 – January 30 ................ Mr. Thaksin Shinawatra
February 1 – 28 ................ General Than Shwe
March 1 – April 30 ................ Mr. Kim Jong Il
May 1 – 30 ................ Mr. Omar al-Bashir
June ................ available !
July ................ available !
August ................ available !
September ................ Mr. Robert Mugabe
October 1 – 14 ................ available !
October 15 - 30 ................ Mr. Lee Hsien Loong

Special House Guests*

Mrs. Imelda Marcos
Mr. Tommy Suharto
Mr. Silvio Berlusconi
Honorable Eni Faleomavaega

Excellent neighborhood in prime (minister) real estate. A short range from the firing range (don’t want anyone to be out of practice!) and a short distance to parliament (Eni, here’s where you can have your vote count!). Extra closet space (Imelda!), extra maids with extracurricular activities (Silvio) upon request. Cambodia, we accommodate!

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* In order to maintain exclusivity in the Club, certain conditions apply:

• Must have obtained a certain level of wealth through illegal means or responsible for a certain level of human suffering of a certain degree (preferably loss of lives but mass starvation or repression of freedom would also do) – to be determined by the Cambodian people.
• Must be flamboyant, love guns or be of the proletariat – to be determined by private seller of property.