Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Life in the Ansorm Chek kingdoom: Don't mess with the Cee-Pee-Pee

Stories inspired by the Iron Curtain
Adapted by Lucky Unlucky
Lucky Unlucky note: Some readers were wondering whether the use of the “Ansorm Chek kingdoom” is an insult on our revered Khmer dessert or not? Well, not too long ago, the Royal Government of the kingdoom of Cambodia issued a declaration stating that Cambodia is NOT a “banana kingdoom.” In respect to this declaration, I have decided that I should use our popular Khmer dessert to denote our illustrious kingdoom instead. That’s all. Thank you!
Who set up the CPP?

Radio Bayon is asked:
-Was the CPP set up by our illustrious politicians or by genius scientists?

Radio Bayon answers:
-Of course it was invented by our illustrious politicians. Scientists would have tested it on monkeys in advance.
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Thug Kid (Khmeng C-Peal-Peal)?

Manouth, a kid in the kingdoom of Cambodia, stands up on his desk during class and starts cursing everyone of his classmates around. The teacher shouts at Manouth, tries to get him off the desk and threatens him. Manouth is not afraid of anything, he shouts to the teacher: "Go to hell you stupid witch!"

Then the teacher tells him, she'll call the director. The nasty kid aggressively replies: "Who? The director? Oh, that ape face? Tell him to shut his stinking mouth up and wash his smelly butt!"

The teacher unable to calm him down, goes to the school director and tells him what is going on. The director is extremely angry. Opens a shelf and takes the school students' personal data list out. "Let's see who his parents are, we'll call them!" As he finds that Manouth’s father is the CPP party provincial boss and his mother is the president of the local Cambodian Red Cross chapter, his speech freezes...

Teacher: "Well? What's their phone number?"

The director (with shaking lips): "W-w-well, why don't you go to hell, you idiot witch and I'll shut my stinking mouth up and g-go wash my smelly butt right now!"

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:52 AM

    I just google and notice that Khmer loves to suck cock both guys and girls. Khmer male loves to suck White tourists' cock to earn few bucks, bang their ass will pay the extra. Khmer girls love to marry Korean, Chinese men to practice being raped and gang bang. Ask your mother and wives, they sure love to and contact us at:
    www. Khmerwhoreiseverywhere.com

    But I “ăn bẩn thỉu âm đạo” like giving donkeys blowjobs.

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  2. Anonymous6:57 AM

    This is very funny LU.

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  3. Anonymous7:42 AM

    I just google and notice that Khmer loves to suck cock both guys and girls. Khmer male loves to suck White tourists' cock to earn few bucks, bang their ass will pay the extra. Khmer girls love to marry Korean, Chinese men to practice being raped and gang bang. Ask your mother and wives, they sure love to and contact us at:
    www. Khmerwhoreiseverywhere.com

    But I “ăn bẩn thỉu âm đạo” like giving donkeys blowjobs. No, my mistake I rather do it for the elephants, because I have big a mouth.

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  4. Anonymous7:42 AM

    this individual is really annoying, here, really!

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  5. Anonymous8:20 AM

    HAHAHA!!!!

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  6. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Now Manuth is taking charge of a force to fight against banana leaves..

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  7. Anonymous8:33 AM

    6:52am koun mi ayeah kvok

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  8. Anonymous8:39 AM

    "google kid" 8:33AM is mad at you now. "koun mi ayeah kvok"

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  9. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Democratic Kampuchea Pol Pot Khmer Rouge Regime

    Members:
    Pol Pot
    Nuon Chea
    Ieng Sary
    Ta Mok
    Khieu Samphan
    Son Sen
    Ieng Thearith
    Kaing Kek Iev
    Hun Sen
    Chea Sim
    Heng Samrin
    Hor Namhong
    Keat Chhon
    Ouk Bunchhoeun
    Sim Ka...

    Committed:
    Tortures
    Brutality
    Executions
    Massacres
    Mass Murder
    Genocide
    Atrocities
    Crimes Against Humanity
    Starvations
    Slavery
    Force Labour
    Overwork to Death
    Human Abuses
    Persecution
    Unlawful Detention


    Cambodian People's Party Hun Sen Khmer Rouge Regime

    Members:
    Hun Sen
    Chea Sim
    Heng Samrin
    Hor Namhong
    Keat Chhon
    Ouk Bunchhoeun
    Sim Ka...

    Committed:
    Attempted Murders
    Attempted Murder on Chea Vichea
    Attempted Assassinations
    Attempted Assassination on Sam Rainsy
    Assassinations
    Assassinated Journalists
    Assassinated Political Opponents
    Assassinated Leaders of the Free Trade Union
    Assassinated over 80 members of Sam Rainsy Party.

    Sam Rainsy LIC 31 October 2009 - Cairo, Egypt
    "As of today, over eighty members of my party have been assassinated. Countless others have been injured, arrested, jailed, or forced to go into hiding or into exile."
      
    Executions
    Executed over 100 members of FUNCINPEC Party
    Murders
    Murdered 3 Leaders of the Free Trade Union 
    Murdered Chea Vichea
    Murdered Ros Sovannareth
    Murdered Hy Vuthy
    Murdered 10 Journalists
    Murdered Khim Sambo
    Murdered Khim Sambo's son 
    Murdered members of Sam Rainsy Party.
    Murdered activists of Sam Rainsy Party
    Murdered Innocent Men
    Murdered Innocent Women
    Murdered Innocent Children
    Killed Innocent Khmer Peoples.
    Extrajudicial Execution
    Grenade Attack
    Terrorism
    Drive by Shooting
    Brutalities
    Police Brutality Against Monks
    Police Brutality Against Evictees
    Tortures
    Intimidations
    Death Threats
    Threatening
    Human Abductions
    Human Abuses
    Human Rights Abuses
    Human Trafficking
    Drugs Trafficking
    Under Age Child Sex
    Corruptions
    Bribery
    Embezzlement
    Treason
    Border Encroachment, allow Vietnam to encroaching into Cambodia.
    Signed away our territories to Vietnam; Koh Tral, almost half of our ocean territory oil field and others.  
    Illegal Arrest
    Illegal Mass Evictions
    Illegal Land Grabbing
    Illegal Firearms
    Illegal Logging
    Illegal Deforestation

    Illegally use of remote detonate bomb on Sokha Helicopter, while Hok Lundy and other military officials were on board.

    Lightning strike many airplanes, but did not fall from the sky.  Lightning strike out side of airplane and discharge electricity to ground. 
    Source:  Lightning, Discovery Channel

    Illegally Sold State Properties
    Illegally Removed Parliamentary Immunity of Parliament Members
    Plunder National Resources
    Acid Attacks
    Turn Cambodia into a Lawless Country.
    Oppression
    Injustice
    Steal Votes
    Bring Foreigners from Vietnam to vote in Cambodia for Cambodian People's Party.
    Use Dead people's names to vote for Cambodian People's Party.
    Disqualified potential Sam Rainsy Party's voters. 
    Abuse the Court as a tools for CPP to send political opponents and journalists to jail.
    Abuse of Power
    Abuse the Laws
    Abuse the National Election Committee
    Abuse the National Assembly
    Violate the Laws
    Violate the Constitution
    Violate the Paris Accords
    Impunity
    Persecution
    Unlawful Detention
    Death in custody.

    Under the Cambodian People's Party Hun Sen Khmer Rouge Regime, no criminals that has been committed crimes against journalists, political opponents, leaders of the Free Trade Union, innocent men, women and children have ever been brought to justice. 

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  10. Anonymous9:40 AM

    6:52AM

    You forgot about your mother and sister(s) are female as well. Keep doing what you're doing and don't forget to check on them regularly because they might do the things that you're trying to tell people here about the Khmer do for a living. If you happen to find out your relatives are doing it maybe you should join them and feel how good it is and at the same time making money, then you'll understand why they do it. The key word here is understanding, maybe this is too hard for you.

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  11. Anonymous9:44 AM

    Good idea, Heng Soy! this is a better way for people to better understand what is going on in this anachakr of preah bath samdech dekcho the greatest emperor hun sen. when i read the stories, it is no joke at all, it is rather painful.

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  12. Anonymous10:22 AM

    9:40 AM
    You have to read the 2nd paragraph to understand 6:52 AM and 7:42 AM intension.
    The first paragraph has been on messages boards for months, and nobody cares.
    They just let the “google kid” coping and pasting at least 2 to 3 times in a row, when there are new articles coming out. You don’t have to believe me, just go back and check the older postings.

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  13. Anonymous10:49 AM

    9:40 AM
    You have to read the 2nd paragraph to understand 6:52 AM and 7:42 AM intension.
    The first paragraph has been on messages boards for months, and only a few people care to respond.
    They just let the “google kid” coping and pasting at least 2 to 3 times in a row, when there are new articles coming out he has been the first to post. You don’t have to believe me, just go back and check the older postings. Perhaps we just ignore him and let him write all the profanities at will.
    On the messages boards you don’t know who is who, because almost everybody is anonymous.
    The bad guys can pretend to be the good guys and vice versa.

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  14. Anonymous11:17 AM

    it has gotten really depressing now...

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  15. Anonymous12:34 PM

    ខឺងគោ កាប់រទេះ​
    You are not agree or not happy with the politic of the CPP party, but please don't insult our country and the Khmer people. Our country Cambodia did not deserve to be call Ansam Chek Kingdom, because Cambodia have nothing to do with the today politic.
    What will we all do, when Bangkok Post or Thai medias called our country the same ways as this anonymous did ?

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  16. Anonymous2:28 PM

    ha- all ar-norodom-family no matter what you trying to do all khmer people ever never believe in fucking king any more shame on ar-sihakmony fucker you walk a long with your stupid DAD ( AR-CHOY-MRAY-SIHANUK AND ME-CHOY-MRAY-MONICK BIG PUSSY

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  17. Anonymous2:41 PM

    12:34 PM
    I don't think, you are a Khmer or have Khmer blood. Khmer people are still civilize, because our parents educated us to know wrong and right.

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  18. Anonymous7:57 PM

    CURSING PEOPLE PARTY!!!

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  19. Khantey9:50 PM

    I don't know where all these cursing of the CPP and the khmer king will lead to. Maybe nowhere.Khmer people have a good tradition to respect the elderly not to say the King.They are modest and polite.I'm asking where do these impolite come from and what education they have. Even if they finish primary education, they would have learned something from their teacher not to curse people like this.If you believe in Buddhism, violence breeds violence and this will go on without end.

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  20. Anonymous5:38 AM

    Hi.

    I have a question for you.

    What is CPP stand for?.

    Is it Collect People Property without cost(CPP)? or Confiscate People Property with cost?

    Hope to hear your answer soon.

    Monkey

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