Monday, November 27, 2006

King-Father: The "Evil Fox" is back in Cambodia, in search for oxygen (with a $ sign)

Translated from French by Luc Sâr
Funny Story
The return to Cambodia
Of the “Evil Fox”
By N. Sihanouk

My daughter-in-law, H.R.H. Princess Norodom Marie Ranariddh, just let me know that SKP N. Ranariddh was able to bring to Phnom Penh his pretty “Evil Fox” alias Mrs. Ouk Phalla, the former Prima Ballerina of the Royal Ballet [troop] of Kampuchea.

One Cambodian Lady serving my Wife, Queen-Mother N. Monineath Sihanouk, told me: “SKP Ranariddh receives from his pretty “Reason to live for” [Ouk Phalla] the order to find for Her, “through any mean,” “a lot of money” – her oxygen. She “starts lacking it.”

The “brand new” NRP (Norodom Ranariddh Party) already counts 300,000 supporters. However, the latter are, for the most part, Royalists who are poor, anti-corrupt, and nostalgic of the S.R.N. [Sangkum Reastr Niyum].

In fact, neither my “new Daughter-in-law,” nor “the old one”, not even SKP had applied the code of conduct of authentic Sihanoukists and members of the defunct S.R.N!

Consequently, the Protagonists of this funny “Drama” find themselves in a “vicious circle.” And the “brand new” NRP will probably not be able to help these Protagonists to get out of it.

(Signed) Norodom Sihanouk

Beijing, November 23, 2006, at 9:30 PM

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:07 AM

    when u gonna retired for good
    sdach kraham chlouk toeuk mo-at eng

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  2. Anonymous1:44 AM

    What a stupid ill-minded Norodump family!!

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  3. Anonymous3:04 AM

    This puppet King of no land and population tried to attract people attention on him. He just wants to say that he is still alive and hasn't been buried yet.

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  4. Anonymous5:05 AM

    Now he mentioned his daughter inlaw, this animal had screwed his own aunt before. Now probably he craves for his daughter inlaw, stupid old DOG lives and die tommorrow in Peking Asshole! dont you ever come back to Cambodia!

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  5. Anonymous7:40 AM

    Post your family feud in your own website King father. We are not interested in your King Feud matters.

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  6. Anonymous7:54 AM

    This moron king used Cambodia as a chess board, khmer people as pawns. When are you going to finish your game? until you die? All your kids are asshole like you.

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  7. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Thinking out side the box, thinking beyond the royal family, thinking of a common people, may your royal family wil live for a long time.

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  8. Anonymous8:27 AM

    Grand King Papa, you are not so bad among Khmer people. You have a good figure among old Khmer folks. However, you need to step up when you are dealing with Vietcong. Vietcong always walk 50 steps ahead of you. That is why Hun Sen is Commander in chief now. And when you are playing chess with Vietcong. You are playing with many Khmer lives.If you make small mistake.You will waste hundred or millions of innocent Khmer lives. So, do us a favore Grand King Papa, while you are retiring. Spend sometime with Your son King Sihamoni. Show him all your mistakes.May be your son will do less mistakes then you are.Which is good for me, I don't want to die under your son dump misktake Grand King Papa.

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  9. Anonymous11:19 AM

    I don't think the royal family realized that the whole world are laughing at them recently. To me, all the Cambodia's royal family are stupid. Cambodian would be better without king or royal around. They're nothing but suckers. That's why French killed their king.

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  10. Anonymous6:40 AM

    Rannogood sang to his father about Ouk Phalla!ahahahhaha.

    Papa don't preach cause I'm going to keep my baby!

    Papa don't preach cause I'm going to keep my baby!

    I already made my mind and I going to keep my baby!(From madonna!)

    ahahahhahahahahahah

    Stop preaching old King because heaven is waiting for you! I honestly believe you could have been the greatest King of Cambodia and the modern world until the French came along and American came along and then the Cold War came along! But you did your best and your best was not good enough!

    Before you I will bow!

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