Saturday, July 17, 2010

Life in the Ansorm Chek kingdoom ... and the occupied land

Stories inspired by the Iron Curtain
Adapted by Lucky Unlucky

Children in Samdach Hun Xen-Svay Pak Elementary School are learning about tragic events...

Teacher: "Kids, what is tragedy?"

Sok: "If my cow died, that were a big tragedy!"

Teacher: "Nope, Ah Sok, that's not right! If your cow dies, that's a problem, but not a tragedy!"

Then she explains...

Teacher: "If our great prime minister, Samdach Akak Moha Sena Badey Decho Hun Xen died, that were a tragedy!"

Then she asks if they got it right...

Sao: "Yes! I understand! So, if Samdach Akak Moha Sena Badey Decho Hun Xen died, that were a tragedy, but certainly that wouldn't be a problem!"

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Is he really dead?

A Khmer Krom peasant visits Uncle Ho’s mausoleum in Hanoi.

Without buying a ticket, he goes to a guard and whispers to him.

Khmer Krom peasant: "Pssst! 'hey, comrade, I wanna talk to Uncle Ho!"

Viet guard: "He's dead, he's laying in his coffin in the mausoleum!"

The next day, the peasant comes back and asks the same thing again...

Khmer Krom peasant: "Pssst! 'hey, comrade, I wanna talk to Uncle Ho!"

The guard gets angry and shouts to the peasant.

Viet guard: "Uncle Ho is dead! He can't hear you nor talk to you, so go home, comrade!"

The peasant goes home, but comes back the next morning and asks again. Then the guard gets mad and violently shouts at him.

Viet guard: "I told you, Uncle Ho is dead! What the hell is wrong with you, comrade? Why do you keep repeating this crap?"

Khmer Krom peasant: "'Cause it's soo good to hear that he's finally dead!"

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Halaluyah Uncle ho is dead!, but poor Sok.

Sacrava said...

Great Writing !
Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Great short stories! I enjoy very much.

When will Hun Sen wake up the real impact of the Vietnamization in Khmer soil? Maybe never!

KHMER Angkor.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful story. It is great to see some humorous stories posted in here.
Thanks KI team

Anonymous said...

KI Media Team,

I love your stories posted here.

Thank you.

Anet Khmer

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i like people with a good sense of humor. i like political satire or joke, too! please them coming sometimes! god bless.

Anonymous said...

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KhmerIsrael said...

In reality-is Communism dead as we been told? Not a chance! It only changes shapes and forms. I hate to be a bearer of bad news but Cambodia is being groom to accept the New World Order.

In United States, we are over run by Communism. The UN agendas are being implemented in most states to accept the New World Order way. They been destroying families by destroying heads of homes being the man. How? through women liberation movement. That is just one of their schemes. If you have 40 acres of land you can only build one house on it--sustainable development. Take away the rights to bear arms--without guns, citizens are helpless. UN is not for Peace. Ones all their planes are in place--they will enslave the mass and only the elites rule.
This was foretold in the book of Revelation and Daniel.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Some people might love sucking human cocks.
But it seems to me that you love to suck the donkeys’ cocks; they are bigger and ejaculate more to satisfy your thirst.
Now you have to choose, the human or animals cocks? But, I am sure “the doo meh mey” you will pick the donkeys; it is juicier.

Anonymous said...

A stupid lame joke from ah refugee.