Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Problem solved ... in the Banana People's Republic kingdoom



Monday, February 28, 2011
By Anonymous

One day Hun Sen’s eldest son, Hun Manet brings home his girlfriend and tells his father he wants to marry her. After talking to her for while, he tells his son he can't do it because she's his half sister. The same problem happens again four more times! Hun Manet starts to get pissed off. He goes to his mom, Bun Rany and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the country and now I can't marry any of the five girls I like because they have turned out to be my half sisters!!!"

His mom replies, "Don't worry son, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

If it is true bunrany going to kill them all.

Anonymous said...

lol it's normal, meh chrouk trev kar bar chrouk chreun to poong her generation sons of bitch

Anonymous said...

I like this article. Good job my friend.

Anonymous said...

What is the story behind this? Am I miss something? Can somebody enlights me so I can join the fun club?

Anonymous said...

That freaking hiliarous, want more!

Anonymous said...

*In Democracy way....we Need a real and Truth story not Fake or Funny story.why you can listen the Personal Family conversation like That.???.
NOT FUNNY GUY

Anonymous said...

*If some body want to Help or want to samm lapp Mr Tieng Narith,Please contact him by this e-mail:
tiengnarith@yahoo.com
-His still waiting for some bullets or some Money to Help his Life in camp like jail under UNHCR contract.
AH NETH KHNEAR NASS,SNAI HA CHEARTH BANN PRO YORCH SA EIY TOVV???

Anonymous said...

3:41AM, Have some sense of humor! Have you ever heard of the word "JOKE"? lol...

Anonymous said...

Good One...!!!!LMAO

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote this story must be carfull.you have no where to hide, Ah chau going to find you.

Anonymous said...

3:34 AM asked:
“What is the story behind this? Am I missing something? Can somebody light me up so I can join the fun club?”
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It’s just a joke. Don’t be too sensitive.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha il me semble bien que Bun Rany a un ou plusieurs amants , Ha ha le borgne cocu !!!

Anonymous said...

This website is classless and unprofessional.

Anonymous said...

True things are sometimes told in analogy. Here is the old one most old Khmer know the line but not the meaning-
1-jak tek dong mi long mi la-
2-Kantuy trey pra me neang ok-
3-kbal trey phuk me neang keo-
4- Ohk kambo prajump thong-
5- Bongpong reusey prajump vehk-
6- Kbahl tumpek Kha-ek juss dak pok-
meaning:
1- pour the coconut juice....
2- South land is lost to Yuon-
3- North land is lost to Thai-
4- Khmer has nothing left but worthless betel nut casing in the bag-
5- Bamboo contianer to hold ladle.
6- Khmer king with braindless head allow foreigner to exploid and to take land.

further translation:

Wise khmer in the past who dare not say anything to the King create an analogy to condem the stupid King.
Now we have stupid Prime minister who is drunk with power and life style, and allow yuon to take land and do anything Yuon wants.

Anonymous said...

AH 4:33AM

GO BERT KDOR DTOUCH AH HUN XEN AND DRINK EVERY DROP OF HIS CUM AND DON'T WASTED BITCH

Anonymous said...

It is true
Hun Manet is not real son of Hun Sen
Hun Sen real son passed away in KR regim
Hun Manet is Bun Rany's son with ex Viet husband
befoe she met Hun Sen in jungle.

Anonymous said...

I agree with poster 4:57AM,
Many closed families to Bun Rany have said that Hun Manet is not the real son of Hun Sen. He is a son of BUn rany with her vietcong'husband.
Bun Rany was born in 1954. She was born in the year of Horse. So in 1975, she was only 22 years old. Hun Manet is now 33 years old. Hun sen met Bun rany only in 1976. So he cannot be Hun Sen'son. Hun Sen and Bun rany'son has died in the war. After 1976, Bun rany and Hun Sen have separated to each other and have reunited until 1980 after Hun sen had married to another woman and is now working at the ministry of tourism.

Anonymous said...

នេះជារឿងកំប្លែងរបស់ព្រំំម៉ាញ?

Anonymous said...

This kind of unconditional hatred and cheap joke is going to hurt the opposition's cause more than Hun Sen.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO, that is a good one. Come on guys that is funny stuff rai duh.

Anonymous said...

Kith Meng has became a multi-millionnaire for a night after his brother had disappeared. He had married with Hun Neng daughter stolen from Hok Lundy'son. So to be a multi-millionnaire in Cambodia, you have to marry with Hun Sen'mistress or his sibbling'children. If not all your wealth will be confiscicated. Like it or not you must take a second hand woman left over by someone else. REgardless what your PhD, you need to marry with a second hand woman.
I suspect Khmer in Sydney CBD had also married with a second hand woman.

Anonymous said...

It is a joke or not,this family is a
Khmer people blood sucker,Khmer traitor.
This family never cares Khmer people,
Khmer country,what it cares is money
and power.

Anonymous said...

One day sperm bank children will accidendtley mary each other by the same father.
You must have thick skin to be a politicians.


mreas prov

Anonymous said...

5:47 Am is right.
Many of his daughters and nieces on both sides of Bun Ranny and Hun Sen alike marry their close circle not because of love but because Hun Sen make them connect to each others, have one or two children, divorce and re-marry again with younger or poorer (gold diggers) or looking for way to become rich and/or become high ranking government officials over night.

After married, they went to visit Hun Sen, Hun Sen would give them $ 50,000 OR $100,000 CASH PRESENT ON THE SPOT.

Anonymous said...

CPP=Condemning People's Prosperity!!!!!!!!!!!

CPP=Confiscating People's Possessions!!!!!!!!!!

CPP=Controlling People's Privacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Khmer Flesh and Bone

Anonymous said...

KHMER People Power (KPP)

All Khmer people must be protecting and saving CAMBODIA from the Vietnamese expansion or we will be Khmer Krom number 2 and nothing remain for Khmer younger generation.

Khmer people must thinking a long term solutions for CAMBODIA. The Vietnamese never helped CAMBODIA since the first Century. The Vietnamese always took an opportunities to weaken and used the Khmer Krazy Kings to broke them self apart, so the Khmer people are powerless and unable to reclaim the Khmer Krom land and unable to protecting CAMBODIA from the Vietnamese expansionism.

Vietnamese using Hun Sen and Khmer people to fight Thai, so Khmer people will have no strength, men power, money, supplies, and etc. to protecting their motherland CAMBODIA from the Vietnamese expansion. All Hun Sen's troops are trained and supplied by the Vietnamese Government. This is why Hun Sen don't bother to protect the Cambodia-Vietnam border according to the French Bonne Map of 1954. The Vietnamese Government also changed the Cambodian History in the Cambodian textbooks for the Public Schools in CAMBODIA.

Hun Sen cannot protected Angkor Wat inside CAMBODIA from the Vietnamese took over. Angkor Wat owned by the Vietnamese tycoon Sok Kong and owner of Sokimex oil company operated in CAMBODIA. Most of the big buildings, structures, companies, land, farms, parks, forests, etc. in CAMBODIA are sold by Hun Sen to foreigners. Khmer people only sight seeing and 70% of Khmer people living below poverty line are living in slums.

Hun Sen is most carelessness Prime Minister on earth for his own people and land.

Now which country is taking over CAMBODIA? Vietnamese or Thai?

Why Khmer people trusted and supported the Vietnamese puppet HUN SEN on Preah Vihear temple?

How many Khmer people can live in Preah Vihear temple? After CAMBODIA is fully control by the Vietnamese Government liked Khmer Krom.

Khmer people needed People Power inside CAMBODIA, Khmer oversea, and United Nations in order to protect CAMBODIA from the Vietnamese expansion. Khmer people power must take back the power from Hun Sen and stop allowing him controlling and treating Khmer people like human wastes. Every governments in every country is running by people power, the President or Prime Minister alone cannot run the country without people.

savecambodian.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

CPP=Criminals Persuing Politics!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is the same as in a chinese series in which the Tourn's family had such scandal.

Anonymous said...

KI stands for KhossIp magazine now?

Anonymous said...

Large percentage of Chinese in Cambodia support the dictatorship of Hun Xen, the CPP backed by the VN.

Anonymous said...

Ah! Kwack ! do you leurn from the story, you son of stupid PhD with no education!?????

Not only you have free PHD so otger like your stupid wife!!!!! So watch out from millions of stupid cambodia!

Your time is UP, Motherfucker!

Anonymous said...

CPP - Criminal People's Party must be remove from Cambodia immediately by the United Nations and ASEAN.

Anonymous said...

Guys, apparently we do have an airforce here is the proof: Cambodian Air Force. Nineteen second-hand MiG-21bis (izd. 75B) and three MiG-21UM delivered from the USSR in 1982, as well as three MiG-21UM from Bulgaria in the same year. There are plans to modernise these in Israel, but so far only one MiG-21bis and one MiG-21UM have been rebuilt to MiG-21-2000 standard and returned to Cambodia[1]. MiG-21s (MiG-21bis, MiG-21UM) in service are assigned to "The Fighter Squadron" based at Phnom Penh.
This is from wikipedia. Not sure authenticity. Here is the link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikoyan-Gurevich_MiG-21_operators#.C2.A0Cambodia

Anonymous said...

That's good joke and it is true to Ah Youn agent, Hun Sen. Most of the girls he lays with are Vietcong agent girls or so-called Youn whores.

The same things applied to Ah Sihanouk. Some people in America claimed that they're royal families. They must be offspring related royal families that Ah Sihanouk laid his eggs around the country.

Give me a break and I don't give a dam to whoever claimed they're royal decent. I only admired one royal only is Khmer Angkor kings, not Ah Chor Mar Siet Sihanouk.

Anonymous said...

Yep, after the Khmer rouge, almost every body I met claimed to be related to Chy ahk nouk.

Even the the slanted eyes selling tro Kourn in Phsa Chass said she was related to chy ahk nouk.

Anonymous said...

KI needs to be more professional than this. It's obvious KI is the mouthpiece of the opposition parties, but you should also be a little less biased and more professional. It's too childish.

Anonymous said...

KI has to be out of control.

Anonymous said...

Though it may be funny, but i don't think it's appropriate to post some dirty joke about other people on public forum here. Please, don't get me wrong, I'm not siding with anyone, but I just hope a educational and informative site that I view every day can remain civil, well respected, and objective. Please don't post something like this, because it's only demeaning the site's name which is supposed to be Khmer Intelligence.

Anonymous said...

To 10:22 AM
In the free world they joke around with the presidents or the prime ministers all the time.
And occasionally some famous comedians even call them son of the bitches. They are mature enough to treat a joke as a joke.

Anonymous said...

11:16 AM
Let me make a joke for you ok? Sam Rainsy's father, Sam Sary, was demanded by then King Sihanouk that he must sleep with a pig or he will beheaded. Sam Sary Obeyed, and the pig then gave birth to Sam Rainsy. Sam Rainsy swore that he would never live like a pig. Thus, he went self exiled in order not to stay in jail like a pig. However, no matter Sam Rinsy said to lie to people, people can only hear OUK OUK from him. Can you guys laugh at this joke? You think I make appropriate joke here? You think it's too childish? Is it acceptable to you people who demand freedom of speech if that freedom means insulting Sam Rainsy?

Anonymous said...

People are that take pleasure in belittling others usually have serious issues with themselves or their lives that they need to see others down to feel better about themselves.

If you look at it this way, you got to feel sorry for the author of the joke instead. His need to make such joke about Hun Sen's family actually reflects his frustration and inability toward Hun Sen. He can't do anything in real life, so in order to make his ego not go crazy, his defense-mechanism makes him ridicule Hun Sen so he gets out his frustration and not feel his inadequacy.

simple psychology here. Just like many of the people on here that resort of profanity and scorns, they too can't do anything they want in real life, so the only way for their mental self not feel bad is to verbally let our the frustration. When you see a dog bark, it's most likely a self-defense sign than an act of aggression.

Anonymous said...

JOKE OR TRUE STORY IS GOOD TO HEAR.

ATTENTION FRIENDS,

HUN SEN MAY GET UPSET AND HE MAY BURN DOWN CAMBODIA, THEN YOU AND I, WE WILL NOT HAVE PLACE TO LIVE. IF WE WILL DEFECTE TO THAILAND WE WILL BE DEPORTED BACK. IF WE WILL GO TO VIETNAM, WE WILL BE WARMLY WELCOMED AND WE WILL STAY IN A BIG HOUSE WITH ALL BEDROOMS ARE CONVERTED INTO GAS CHAMBER AND THE CHAIRS ARE ELECTRIC CHAIRS.

Anonymous said...

12:47PM,
Your comments is a joke.. Keep in mind, when you pointing figer at someone... there's three pointing at yourself. A joke is a joke! Idiot... Either you laugh or you don't. It's your choice!

Anonymous said...

12:47 PM,
According to you, then you must be 3 time more stupid than him? You called him idiot, so what happen to 3 fingers pointing at yourself?

Anonymous said...

1:38 PM and 1:55 PM

you wouldn't happen to be the same person as the guy that write the article, would you? Post under another person to defend yourself? How sad and pathetic can you get? lol

Anonymous said...

To 11:16 AM

I'm 10:22 AM. I'm sure we're free to throw dirty and cheap joke here and there. I don't know if person named in the joke would care. But, I don't care about the joke. What I care is the reputation of this site. It's Khmer Intelligence site and Khmer has a beautiful and civilized culture to lose while the free world don't! Perhaps, I'm a bit sensitive here but IMO, it's just not appropriate. That's all.

Peace.

Anonymous said...

To 12:00 PM

That is a pretty good joke.
But I think only ‘you’ can fuck a pig and make it pregnant, because no man can do that. You are a superman in the pigs’ world!!!