One of the world's most iconic landmarks has been mistaken for a spying tower by one of the world's most despotic madmen of our time
Samdach Hun Sen pays a state visit to France and he's given
a VIP guided tour of Paris. He's conducted round the splendours of the Élysée
Palace, but remains as stony-faced as ever. He's shown the masterpieces of the
Louvre, but the curators fail to get any reaction out of him. He's taken to the
Arc de Triomphe, but displays not the slightest interest. Eventually, the
official motorcade drives him to the foot of the Eiffel Tower, where Samdach Hun
Sen finally stares up in amazement and astonishment. He turns to his French
hosts and asks in bewilderment: "But, Paris is a city of 9 million
people... surely you need more than one watchtower?"
'Look here, Madame Kat.. katti... Bunny Bunny Rabbit...whatever... don't be silly like that hubby of yours; en France the People keep a watch on their rulers, NOT the other way around!!
France's President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy speaks with
Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen's wife Bun Rany Hun Sen on the Place de
la Concorde in Paris as they attend the Bastille day parade, July 14, 2009.
[Agencies]
France's President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy speaks with
Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen's wife Bun Rany Hun Sen on the Place de
la Concorde in Paris as they attend the Bastille day parade, July 14, 2009.
[Agencies]
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Samdach Hun Sen decides to go out one day and see what it's
really like for the people, so he puts on a disguise and sneaks out of his
Phnom Penh residence. After a while he wanders into a cinema. When the film has
finished, the National Anthem plays and a huge picture of Samdach Hun Sen
appears on the screen. Everyone stands up and begins singing, except Samdach Hun
Sen, who smugly remains seated. A minute later a man behind him leans forwards
and whispers in his ear: "Listen friend, we all feel exactly the same way
you do, but trust me, it's a lot safer if you just stand up."
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10 comments:
Dear School of Vice,
I am here because of little bunnies. They look so cute. Because of them, I read your post! And I love it! More like School of Vice. I would never thought of this funny piece. Love the second one a lot. I could visualize Hun Sen through this short and cute narration.
Jendhamuni
ahhahahhahahha!
Very funny, yet could be true in his little brain, those thoughts might come across sometimes,
Dear Dear School of Vice,
Are these your bunnies? I want to kidnap all of them :)
Jendhamuni
No you can't do that!!
Kidnap Bun Ranny Hun Sen instead!
Dear School of Vice,
But I love bunnies. I used to buy a cage for bunnies. Got the cage home,then will get bunnies later, but my dad didn't allow. So I have the cage with no bunnies, back then :) No I don't want any Bun Ranny in my cage!
Jendhamuni
The Cambodian government has had announced that they are going to build Samdach Decho Hun Sen aka Dr. Hun Sen Tower formerly Bueng Kak Lake because is no space in our tiniest country in SE Asian and land insufficient for our Khmer citizens. If individual would like to contribute is your generosity so this fund will go toward this landmark. For more information please contact 1-800-CPP-FUND.
Coconut Vendor
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Funny joke, indeed!
Thanks, Mr. School of Vice.
Pissed Off
Dear Dear School of Vice,
Thank you not to honor him Hun Sen and his wife on our site. It is not our goal. Thank you for your understanding.
Member of the CNRP Phnom Penh.
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