Thursday, October 09, 2008

King-Father's funny story: It can only happen in Bangkok?

Translated from French by Luc Sâr
Funny story
By N. Sihanouk

We are in Bangkok, the prestigious, and very beautiful, very developed capital of the glorious Kingdom of Thailand.

H.E. Mr. Samak Sundaravej has the “default” of being a great and faithful friend of H.E. Mr. Thaksin Shanawatra, former Thai Prime Minister.

In order to “punish” Prime Minister Samak, a “high court of Justice,” with its President and members in official Thai High magistrates uniform (gown), held a meeting and … issued the sentenced of “no more Prime Minister of Thailand” to H.E. the poor Mr. Samak Sundaravej; the crime he committed: daring to cook in a “public” place and accepting to become a “star” of good cuisine on a broadcast TV program!!!

The anti-Samak and anti-Thakisin just lost another “decisive match”: the new and witty Prime Minister of Thailand is (no other than) the loving husband of the own (pretty) younger sister of H.E. Thaksin Shinawatra!

(Signed) N. Sihanouk

Beijing, PRC, 30 September 2008

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

shut up old man. you are not making any sense, mind as well write in North Korean language next time.

you are incomparable to our dear samdach leader decho aka moha sena badey Hun Sen, who is the best leader in the history of Khmer.

Sam Rainsy is just shit in a toilet for people to flush.

Anonymous said...

I don't see any funny thing in this article but i try to laugh my head off anyway. 12:34 PM you need some medicine to clear your head and cure your sen diease and be a real khmer but a slave and brainless khmer.

Anonymous said...

ROUM RITH Samdach Ta a raison de se moquer des Thais mais il ya toujour un MAIS de puis toujour en Thailande les perdants ceux qui ont déposé par le peuple n'appelait JAMAIS des étrangers les voisins pour récupérer son trone Hélas double hélas il faut que je répéte les dirigeants THAIS sont plus intelligents que ceux que Samdach Ta a voulu se moquer des dirigeants THAI Il faut consulter l'histoire Samdach Ta avant de se moquer des autres Je n'ai aucune RANCOEUR envers Samdach Ta mais seulement de l'amertume et des regrets de de votre cécité mentale Roum RITH

Anonymous said...

He's so pathetic wiht last breath he can afford! What else can you do Sdech Chas? See people seemed not to find any good lessons or good examples from you (befriend with communist countries like China or Korea-these countries only especially china just sucks the benefits economically from cambodia and has brought miseries).

You're just pathetic! why isn't it bring more advantages if you sdech host a show to teach khmer brainless like 12:34 so that damn don't fucking this brainless and talk with too-youn smell?

Anonymous said...

HE LAUGHS AT THAI WHILE THEY ARE GAINING , STEALINGMORE LANDS FROM HIS OWN COUNTRY. HE SHOULD HELP MOBILE KHMERSUPPORT THIS CAUSE, NOT MOCKING PETTY SHIT. TYPICAL OF KING LOPPP

Anonymous said...

2:42, what make you say I am "brainless"? Isn't because of my opinion of your uncle, Xam Rainsy? Well, look, what can your beloved shit uncle do that samdach cannot do? Xam has no experience, no money, no villas. He would learn on the job, and embezzle as much money as he gets if he were to be PM. Just look at how he flip-flp at the boycott of the NA, only to turn up after Kith Meng bribes him a great deal amount of money. Your uncle Xam is nothing less than shit in the toilet for the Cambodian people, esp. Samdach, to flush.

If I am brainless, at least I can see that. You can't see that, what makes you? Oh, you are brainless and even blind, and a bit retarded as well.

Anonymous said...

Should preaches about border encroachment by the Thai, instead. I am sadden to see him behave and posting tasteless comments. He's not a bad King really, but a reckless politician.

Anonymous said...

បើគិតពីផលប្រយោជន៍ចំពោះខ្មែរ តើមានអ្វីដែលត្រូវ
ទាក់ទងពីការដំណោះស្រាយ នៃការជំលោះព្រំប្រទល់ដែន រវាងខ្មែរ នឹងសៀមសព្វ
ថ្ងៃ???

Anonymous said...

At least, Thai still has constitutional law that is above all else, something that can never happen in Cambodian that's the funny part because it unimaginable for the former king to comprehen that law can be above head of state something that could not be thought of during his rule as head of state and king..
Shame on you to laugh at the Thai when we are in a state of dictatorship.

Anonymous said...

I'm khmers rouges.

http://fr.youtube.com/results?search_query=sihanouk&search_type=&aq=f

Anonymous said...

6:59 PM

You still don't realize that Thailand's democracy exists only on paper.

Anonymous said...

Damn the crazy dog or crazy king it doesn't matter from young age to older age are still be.
Look at our nation now it doesn't better than them ,why should this retarded king like to talk trash about the others?
How many million and million of Cambodian people that get kill in the killing field? Who lead this country in to that miserable?
Open up your closet old man how many skeleton of Cambodian innocent that used to call you SOM DACH OV SAMDACH OV. Please put two mirrors one in front and one from your back so you might see clearer what you are look like.

Anonymous said...

It's not funny. He should stop writing such comments. Insulting others are not what Khmer Empire taught us. Nothing is good about insulting others, and the consequences would be the Khmer next generations. So, stop it and let Khmers live in Peace, at least in mind.

Anonymous said...

6:28AM is right. With all due respect, HM Sihanouk shouldn't comment on Thai's internal affairs. I personally have no issues with him writing a personal diary on international politics and I truly believe in his nationalism, which makes him continue to comment on Cambodia's internal and foreign affairs. Having seen a number of commentors here verbally abused the Cambodian political leaders, I just want to suggest that you should use better words rather than 'shit in the toilet'. It's just rude and inappropriate regardless of the fact.

Anonymous said...

All I can say is this old man's life is more funny than the story he wrote. What did he accomplish in his entire life? How many times did he switch sides and do nothing but offering a lip services.
Look at his offsprings! What a family he has? Isn't this a more funnier story Sihanouk? hahaha

Anonymous said...

Poking one's nose into the businesses of other people's country is not a good etiquette that one should break...sir.

Don't disgrace yourself by issuing such a "funny" story, it only humiliates yourself, your country and your people.... With all due respect, pls refrain from doing so in the fure.

Anonymous said...

VERY FUNNY STORY.....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081009/od_afp/cambodiamarriageoffbeat_081009161125;_ylt=ApnTr0WG5_hJ.GdkODA2yLqs0NUE

Cambodian couple split house in half to avoid divorce court Thu Oct 9, 12:11 PM ET



PHNOM PENH (AFP) - A Cambodian couple hoping to avoid the country's convoluted divorce process have separated by sawing their house in half, local authorities said Thursday.

Husband Moeun Rim and wife Nhanh divided their house, some 90 kilometers (56 miles) northeast of the capital Phnom Penh, into two parts last month after deciding to separate, Cheach commune chief Vorng Morn told AFP by telephone.

"They agreed to split the house into two parts. The part that belongs to the husband has been removed, but the one that belongs to the wife is standing upright there. She stays there during the daytime," Vorng Morn said.

He said the couple, who are both around 40, decided to split after the husband accused the wife of not taking care of him when he was ill.

He added they divided their land into four parts; two for their son and daughter, and two for them.

Divorce cases generally take a long time to settle in Cambodia, which is routinely criticised as having a corrupt legal system.