Monday, September 13, 2010

My "praise" for the government

Ranydina XenManiA turtle: "[W]e might be a turtle, but this turtle never stops crawling. So you rabbits out there better watch out!" (Ranydina XenManiA snake-necked turtle, a Khmer Rouge native, has a seven-inch-long shell and strong jaws to crunch critics and opposition officials, and it smells like a skunk. 'Not the prettiest snakeneck by a long way,' says one scientist. Chelodina reimanni." Photographer: Joel Sartore)
Our First Lady of the Cambodian Red Cross [church] - the savior of Cambodia poor and not so poor (not really) alike
Cartoon by Sacrava (on the web at http://sacrava.blogspot.com)

Sunday, September 12, 2010
Op- Ed by DSU

"After finish reading the book by Heng Pov praising our awesome prime minister, I thought to myself, perhaps I took our government's success for granted and should appreciate those greatness more than I did.

I once taught at a public university in Cambodia, and I was warned by the administrator to refrain from talking about politics in class (although the nature of the class was supposed to be about politics). Ok fine, after all, if I mention something political, God forbid, the whole national security will be out of control - there will be a civil war again and bloodshed all over the country. National security comes before freedom of speech, a lesson I learn from our government.

I happened to attend a students' concert arranged by that same school, in which a representative of the Cambodian Red Cross was present and was giving us all details about how lucky we all have been since January 9, 1979 to the present under the leadership of the CPP. Apparently, if you talk to more than 300 young students about the achievements of the government, then it's NOT political - something I didn't know.

On that note, I can't help but admiring our First Lady who's leading the Cambodian Red Cross. No matter how many other people and how much they have donated to the Red Cross, when the charity reaches the people, only our Lady's name is mentioned. Let us not be offended, because the names of other donors are not mentioned for fear that if the money spoils those poor people, they would get bad credit for it. Let such adversity be the sole responsibility of our First Lady.

I should also be thankful to those who repaired old schools that ALREADY have names (e.g. Beng Keng Kong high school), and added their personal name to the school. This is not political, but something that would serve as a good example for the next generation because without the extra personal name, kids would not be grateful and would not learn how to build more schools in the future.

Some people might be resentful about the big villas in north-eastern part of Phnom Penh, mostly occupied by senior officials of the government. But I strongly believe that our leaders are working so hard for the country, and really deserve such luxury. Nothing is more evident that the fact that whenever journalists try to reach them for comments about a controversial issues, they just happen to be busy at a meeting. My God, they work so hard!

I'm also very proud that our government has achieved a great level of intellectuality. I don't have the statistics, but I would bet that Cambodia has the highest number of PhD holders serving in the government compared to other nations. It's just a matter of time before Chamreoun University of Polytechnic becomes a leading university in the world for their remarkable record of producing so many doctorates annually.

I'm rather sad that I'm not doing anything to help but talking. Lastly, I would like to congratulate our awesome government not only for their deeds, but also their vision: the 555 tower. We might be a poor country, most of our people might be farmers and use batteries or candles for lighting at night, but no one can stop us from hoping to build the second-tallest building on earth. Like our prime minister once said, "we might be a turtle, but this turtle never stops crawling." So you rabbits out there better watch out!"
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DSU

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome commentary! I like it a lot! I wish it could appear on PP Post or Cambodia Daily or more public.

Anonymous said...

It's called " real politik"

Anonymous said...

Wow, this has been the best satire I read in a while! Thanks DSI.

We all appreciate your lovely writing - both the people who took your words at face value (some great follower of our Great Somdach) and those of us who enjoy your "true" message of "joy" and awe of our most prestigious government of Cambodia!

Please Please! Send it as OP Ed to PP Post! I know our Sandach and his ChumTiev will be so happy to see so much praises like this

Anonymous said...

One nice sarcastic Op-Ed I've ever read, ROFL!

Sounds more like that of KHEMARA15 of Khmerwitica.com...ROFL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey DSI,

"After finish" should read "After finishing".

Hope it helps - not that you asked for it or anything like that, okay?

BTW, it is one damned bloody reverse psychology here, as far as I can tell.

Passer-by

Anonymous said...

I am a rabbit, what are you? Hope not a turtle.

Anonymous said...

Building the 555 Tower is not free. Where has the money come from?

Anonymous said...

Be patience my country man, we will reach our goal in your 5 live times because I can do in turtle speed only. The turtle has to be replaced if my country man want to reach your goal in your life time.

We will change for the better.

Anonymous said...

Do Xambodia have anyone could leader country faster than the Turtle?
Or maybe the Turtle won't pass down the torch to the faster one?

Praise the turtle.

Anonymous said...

The pic look like chinesse empress, Zhu Dis, 1378.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I mean, the pic looks like Chinese number 101st concubine, Zhu Dis, 1378.

Anonymous said...

Some of the CPP, ignorant and cheap PhD, may take this mockery for their real praise, and they feel very proud of themselves. LOL

Anonymous said...

Wow! The Perminate Head Damage (Ph.D.) running around Khmer nation, the fact is that their brain didn't get that much damage. The reason is that they don't want to use their brain, they want to keep it brand news so that it will match their new Lexus car (heeeee...eee). Khmer like to keep thing news, include their brain. So don't count on those Ph.D. will use their brain any time soon LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

DEMOCRACY=DEMOGAGY

Anonymous said...

DSI,

Thank you very much for a beautifully written article on the CPP and its government in Cambodia.

You have hit so many important points that require changes or prosperity will never take hold in Cambodia.

Anet Khmer

Anonymous said...

Is this our fame professor who has been exiled out of the country for writing "corruption exist at every level in the current government"?

Anonymous said...

No he's not a famous professor, and not exiled out of the country either.

Anonymous said...

Lojng live Chumted Kded, Bandit(Pandit)BunRany the Great Large Pussy!

Your face is stuffed with powder like Chinese Theatre artist.

Anonymous said...

i want phnom penh to be the largest city in the world!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I have been living overseas for more than half of my life but never heard of a pilitcian refuse to answer the questions from the journalists because he or she is busy at the meeting . In Cambodia you can hear that everyday when it comes to a controversial issues . Are they really busy thats why they have no time to answer those questions ? I am wondering how much time they need to take just to answer a few questions from the journalists .

Anonymous said...

They got a fake PhD that's why they need time to answer questions.lolz

Anonymous said...

She looks more like a fat pig to me .

Anonymous said...

11:58 AM

busy? nah. on average they work only about 12 hours/week. and you know as well as i do, they cannot answer the questions which make them look like fools with phd, so they just duck them.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Is she A.K.A as my kahing i forgot?.

Anonymous said...

KI, pls stop sealing the picyute of this bloody whore of yuon kantop on the website. We don't want to see this bloody peasant stupid face anymore.... also her big gang slave brother of yuon. We are fade up of these 2 fellows.

Anonymous said...

"No he's not a famous professor, and not exiled out of the country either."

Oh I see, Maybe near by the future, OK

Anonymous said...

This Vietnamese woman did kill PALIKA ?

Banksy said...

Bun Rany was (allegedly) arrested going into Singapore Airport a few years ago. She was smuggling a large amount of money (millions). She is the head of the Cambodian Red Cross so we can guess where the money may have come from. Some who work with the Cambodian Red Cross describe her as 'the most evil women in Cambodia'. And that's up against some pretty stiff competition.

Anonymous said...

yep. you guys are right. She looks more like a fat pig. Didnt want to shit for the country poors.