Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Let's Make an Ass of Dictators Series

By Khmer Democrat, Phnom Penh
Let's Make an Ass of Dictators Series

Recently, an American intern taught me this game called Pin the Tail on the Donkey. (She also taught me how to swear with 4-letter words, but as a Buddhist, although sliding toward Agnostic, I didn't find them interesting or resonating.) And from Aesop's fable "The Ass in the Lion's Skin", we know a donkey is also called an ass (those Yankee Americans, they're so comprehensive!). Let's turn to Wikipedia (my new best friend) for some clarity:

One at a time, each person is blind-folded and handed a paper "tail" with a pushpin or thumbtack poked through it. The blind-folded person is spun around until s/he is disoriented. The person gropes around and tries to pin the tail on the ass. The player who pins his/her tail closest to the target, the ass' ass, wins.

What's my point: a Challenge (taking a page from Heng Soy's playbook) at your next party:

Pin the Tail on the Ass
(the Cambodian one) in this photo.






32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oooohhh, what a fun game! Let's play at the next birthday party! Let's play at all the parties!!

Anonymous said...

There are several asses to choose from, but only the Cambodian one, huh? Let's see, where's that stupid grin? Ah the 2nd to the left!!!???? yes?!

Anonymous said...

I found him, the idiot in the corner!

Anonymous said...

Ah bastards bloody hands with one side blind on the second left is...

Anonymous said...

ពួកអាឆ្កួតឯងនិយាយតែអំពីរាជរដ្ធាភិបាលខ្លួនឯង
ឥញ្ចឹងវាត្រឹមត្រូវហើយបើពួកឯងយករឿងម៉ែឪ
របស់ពួកអាឆ្កួតឯងមកបើកត្រដាងឲ្យគេឭនោះ
គឺពិតជាល្អម៉ែនទែន។ដួចជានិយាយប្រាប់គេថា
ប្រពន្ធមានសាហាយរាប់មិនអស់កូនស្រីមានប្រុស
រាប់រយកូនប្រុសមានស្រីរាប់មិអស់ក្នុងមួយខែ
ទល់មួយខែនោះពិតជាមានឈ្មោះល្បីមិនខាន។

Anonymous said...

ចង់ស៊ីអាចម៏ឆ្កែអញទេអា ៦:៤៥PM???

Anonymous said...

the one in the left in the front! BINGO!!! rIGHT ON, DUDE!!!!

Anonymous said...

We need to get this ass out of power, so Cambodia will have a chance to survive and prosper! Stupid ass!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Cambodia is messed up with this idiot in power, we will lose on the right and on the left. the people will turn into beggars and the land pillaged! CHANGE! WE WANT CHANGE AND A BETTER PERSON TO LEAD CAMBODIA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ah rorleay, if you think you're better than Hun Sen, show it! or just stop fucking whining.

Anonymous said...

បើគេអភិវឌ្ឍន៍ប្រទេសថាគេមិនល្អបើបក្សប្រឆាំង
មិនដែលបានធ្វើអ្វីចំពោះជាតិមាតុភូមិទៅជាល្អទៅវិញនេះបានចំជាមនុស្សអគតិមែន។បើមេដឹកនាំខ្លួន
ឯងមិនដែលបានធ្វើអ្វីសោះចំពោះជាតិបែទៅជាល្អទៅវិញអាពួកនេះប់មិនឆ្កួតក៏ឡប់ដែរ។បងប្អូនកម្ពុជា
ដែលលោកបានចែកឋានទៅនឹងដាក់បណ្តាស់សា
ពូកនេះមិនឲ្យរកស៊ីបានមួយជីវិតទាំងមេបក្សទាំង
កូនបក្សគ្រប់ពេលគ្រប់វេលា។ពួកនេះនឹងវិនាសហិន
ហោចខ្លោចផ្សារជារាងរាល់ថ្ងៃ។
ជ័យោគណបក្សប្រជាជនកម្ពុជា!!!!!
បរាជ័យពួកអាបំផ្លាញជាតិ!បរាជ័យអាបក្សប្រឆាំង!!

Anonymous said...

Anything is better than this hell for the people where the few elites own everything and the rest don't even have rice for a meal. GREEDY, GREEDY, GREEDY, GREEDY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I can't see dictator former Khmer Rouge one eye.

Anonymous said...

This ASS hun sen makes all cambodians suffer and the world pities cambodians. STUPID ASS! STUPID BASTARDS. GET OUT OF POWER IF YOU DONT' CARE FOR YOUR OWN PEOPLE, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't see the ass...lolz

Anonymous said...

he's the stupid one in the front, to the left corner... that stupid gaze, you see now?

Anonymous said...

crazy ass! what a mess cambodia in bcuz of this ASS!! change the regime!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!11111

Anonymous said...

WHO'S THE BOSS!!!

1st row Uncle Ho nephew (Boss) and 2nd row Hun Xen (Chief of Private Party).

Anonymous said...

lol !!!!!!! i love it!

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!

laugh my @$$ off!

Anonymous said...

what's my prize Heng soy????? i got it! i got it! it's the ass to the left and in the front, the stupid looking one!!!

Anonymous said...

I pined him right in the ass, the ass in the left!

Anonymous said...

sorry, maybe pin in ass, right?

Anonymous said...

the photo blury not so clear, can you send new one, ki media? but the left one looks like prme min hun sen!

Anonymous said...

LOLz!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

គិតទៅអាពួកប្រឆាំងវាជិតឃើញក្តាមឈូសទៅ
ហើយនៅតែចង់តវ៉ាទៀត!ពួកអាអស់ទាំងនេះ
មិនចេះខ្មាស់ម៉ែឪវាបានស្លាប់បាត់បង់នៅក្នុង
របបពលពតទាល់តែសោះ!ម៉ែឪពួកវាបាននិយាយ
ថានៅក្នុងរបបពលពត!នរណាក៏ដោយឲ្យតែជួយ
ជីវិតខ្ញុំបានរស់រានមានជីវិតខ្ញុំមិនភ្លេចគុណបំណាច់
បាននោះទេ!ក៏ប៉ុន្តែអាពតវាមិនដែលយកការ
អំពាវនាវរបស់អ្នកដែលវាចាប់យកមកសម្លាប់
នោះបានទេ!ពួកគាត់ក៏បានស្លាប់នៅក្នុងខណនោះទៅ។អាពួកទាំងនេះមិនដែលគិតអំពីម៉ែឪ
ដែលគាត់បានស្លាប់នោះទេ!លុះដល់មកដល់កូន
អាពួកនេះមិនដែលគិតអំពីជាតិបានមួយថ្ងៃណាសោះពួកវាចេះតែដើរញុះញង់ឲ្យខ្មែរខឹងខ្មែរទាស់
ទែងរវាងខ្មែរនឹងខ្មែរហើពួកវាទៅដេកសើចទៅ
វិញ!សូមកិ្បក្សប្រឆាំងអើយកុំដេកសើចខ្លាំង
ពេកប្រយ័ត្នខ្លួនឯងផងវាជិតដល់ថ្ងៃហើយ!

Anonymous said...

ចង់ស៊ីអាចម៏ឆ្កែអញទេអា ១០:៥៨PM???

Anonymous said...

Cambodian around the world we needs to change our leader. It been over 30 years I haven't see anything improved much. Plus ah CPP doesn't working for Khmer people why we need him for get rid of him for a better future in Cambodian.

Anonymous said...

បរាជ័យ ពួកអាបក្សប្រជាជន បំផ្លាញជាតិ!

បរាជ័យ ពួកអាបក្សប្រជាជន អគតិ!!

Anonymous said...

YES, LET GET RID OF AH HUN SEN. YEA....YEA...YEA,,,YEA...

Anonymous said...

let Us kill Hun Sen when he comes back from Brussels.Who wants to kill Hun Sen? Maybe his son.