Tuesday, November 16, 2010

What's the name of that new species of carnivorous plant in Khmer again?

Nepenthes holdenii with Francois Mey. (Credit: Jeremy Holden)

ផ្កាក្ត​ក្រឡឹ​ត - According to The Cambodia Express News, the name of the new species of carnivorous plant in Khmer can be translated as "circumcised penis" (Photo: CEN)

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

This plant called Pong Kdor Moha Tep..!

Anonymous said...

God damn! we have penis plants! what about pussy plants?

Anonymous said...

Son of a bich! what a penis..! don't mess with cambodia Vietnamese girl will enjoying this penis plant for long long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Your above comments are so funniessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Anonymous said...

You should let that plant FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE YOUN GIRLS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, Khmer pennis plant comes from Khmer whores' shit, it is everywhere in Cambodia

Anonymous said...

Choy Deuk Oyyyyyyyyy..! Coo Miang Yaiy Lum! Em moang Boo Coo Miang toi Ngay..! Pong Kdor Samdach dacho Hun Xennnnnnn!

Anonymous said...

Just to remind all neighbors country don't dream about invading cambodian...cuz this super dupper mighty green penis will launch attack your Mamaaaaaaaaaaa BigAzzzzzzzzzzzz! So, don't fuck with cambodian green PENIS!!!!

Anonymous said...

funniest of you commented . preah eyso use stone to be worship and this plant must treat the same way .

Anonymous said...

Forget about T-55 or BM-21 rockets...none sense? cambodia now fully equipped with green penis plants...WatchOUt pouk Ah Siam Kapik stinky!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah Youn Katourb!!!!!!!!!

jongret_khmao said...

I bet Thailand and Viet whore ran for their life now!!!!!!! because of this mighty green penis plant!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You all scamback greedy neighbors must becareful! this is not an ordinary 'G Penis Plant'...ok! Im telling you...this shit will dammage your mamaaaaaaaa pie-hole alway to Chudoc^ do ma mai con cac^!!!!!!!!!! Khmer Choy Kdet Mai Chet Royyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Anonymous said...

correction = Khmer Choy Kdet vc alway to Hanoi!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Are you serious? It probably say F* you! get out of Cambodia now!


God is mad man.

Anonymous said...

Someone discover new species of plant from Cambodia that are good news for rich biodiversity.
But many Khmer comment for this news is!!!!!?????

Anonymous said...

ផ្កាសិវលិង្គ

Anonymous said...

yes, if you understand khmer! khmer people have a tendency to name things the way they appear visually, and we believe in the abstract things, the superstition thing, the natural thing like spirit of the lands, spirit of nature, etc, etc... it just an old or traditional belief, really. that's part of khmer culture, and there is nothing wrong with having different cultural belief, ok! respect that and get used to it, ok!

Anonymous said...

Name it Khmer whore's dildo, please

Anonymous said...

Nomw Khmer girl don't need to buy sex toys

Anonymous said...

shut up, yall! it's a khmer thing, get used to it, ok!

Anonymous said...

Is this posibility that it call
"leing Eso" - penni belong to old power man - now I know that Khmer women prefer and old men. But for the 21st century - it is not so much about his leing, but more about dollar or meas bong (your gold old men :~))

Anonymous said...

I wish to have a ក្តក្រឡឹត that big and that green. When I go to war I don’t need a M16. I will pound the Vietcong’s head until submission with my ក្តក្រឡឹត.

Anonymous said...

WATCHAMACALIT?

Anonymous said...

It's not funny guys! Would you please look at the man face? He is so worry looking.

Anonymous said...

Stop it you guys!

Anonymous said...

DÍNG DÔNG!

Anonymous said...

stop it, i rather use the real thing, not toy, ok!

Anonymous said...

there are a lot of new undiscover plant species and animal species in cambodian jungle. it takes botanist, biologist and other specialized experts to come to cambodia and recognize them!

Anonymous said...

Would the ផ្កាក្តក្រឡឹត plants be easily nurtured and reproduced in Cambodia?
I bet the people in almost every country in the world like to have this plant to be decorated in or around their houses. Who would not want this cute plant?
It is another source of income for the Cambodian farmers. But, don’t tell HS’ cronies about this or they are going to evict those poor farmers again.

Anonymous said...

2:41AM, This is not a toy. It is a real thing, a real plant(ផ្កាក្ត​ក្រឡឹ​ត). lol

Anonymous said...

WEENIE!

Anonymous said...

ហេតុអ្វីក៏ក្រសួងកសិកម្ម មិនដាក់ជាឈ្មោះខ្មែរ?
ត្រូវហៅថា៖ khmer penis plant ទើបបាន ជាឈ្មោះខ្មែរ។

Anonymous said...

my goodness, it does look like a penis. wow! and the world just now discovered it in cambodia! i think cambodia noted it since in the 1960s, but they never told the media, thus the words didn't get out until now! unique phallac shape cambodian plant. they should do a documentary on national geographic channel or discovery channel about this khmer plant, etc!

Anonymous said...

I don't know that many of us KI readers are so funny. Thank you all guys for your hilarious comments. They really gave me a good laughter.

Anonymous said...

Now Bun Rany Hun San can sit on it slowly up and down over and over again.

Anonymous said...

I showed it to my American girlfriend, and she said:
“HOOooooo…WEEeeeee!!!”

Anonymous said...

did anyone else notice this: when the top flap opens up, it resembles a virgina; however, when it closes, it looks more like a penis, really!

Anonymous said...

here in cambodia, you do not need to think about one plant. you must think how to remove dictator to destroy natural resources. penis and pussy have every where even animal.... how can you live without penis and pussy? questions for all above KI comments

KhmerIsrael said...

No wonder Cambodian is a land of sexual immoral place. Time to have your fore skin circumcised and be clean from your filthy flesh.

There is a spiritual implication in this plant. Cambodians need their hearts circumcised and perhaps God will then draw near to us and help them out of our miseries.

Anonymous said...

Hey! Oyster and asparagus are sex food. How about putting sex plant like this near by to excite your imagination with your hottie?

Anonymous said...

God damn man! cambodia is now fully equipped with modern weapons..a Green Penis!...don't mess with us Thailand! and Vietnam! if you dare invading us, this green penis will flying into your Assssssssssssssshole Bitch!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bun rany jrook hynumXen fall inlove within this green penis! she order bodygurad to potting this plants all over in her bedroom! one thing about this green penis plant its alway stay harden and bold...it never getting tired!

Anonymous said...

Green Penis Plant is deadly dick!!

Anonymous said...

what a bisexual plant from cambodia!