Sunday, March 20, 2011

Praise for Cambodia's 'old goats' policies

March 20, 2011
Horace Beasley (Mr)
Bangkok
Opinion
The Nation

Re: "No country for old men and poor men," World, March 19.

I applaud the Cambodian government's new laws to protect foreign men from predatory Cambodian women.

One law prohibits foreign men aged 50 or older from marrying local women. I'm not familiar with conditions in Cambodia, but I'm told there's a large population of impoverished young women. One can easily imagine that some of them might get jobs in bars and seek out ancient foreign sugar daddies to marry in a desperate attempt to escape poverty. Should a young woman succeed in capturing such a foolish old goat, he will find to his sorrow that she will quickly develop spending habits designed to reduce him to penury, compounded by the incessant demands of her family, relatives, assorted leeches and hangers-on, possibly her entire village, and even the surrounding province.

This new law will protect elderly foreign men from such depredations. Such men are usually lonely, hungry for love, and easy prey for calculating young vixens. I counsel such men to buy a dog. A young woman's love will be entirely simulated and dependent on continued affluence, whereas a dog will provide true and unconditional love and a loyalty that will never fail.


A second law requires a foreigner under the age of 50 to have a monthly income of Bt75,000 before he can marry a Cambodian woman. Earlier it was only suspected that local ladies married foreigners for their money. This new law will guarantee it. But this law also has the effect of protecting foreign men, because I doubt that there are many expats in Cambodia who earn Bt75,000 a month, especially if they're English teachers.

I warmly commend the Cambodian government for its altruistic and compassionate concern for the well-being of its population of foreign men.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is not much about how old is the men- it is about how good is the old men.

If the old man is decent and rich from rich country such as America, the young woman he marries will likely be better off than working in the bar or as servant in someone's house, if she wish.

She can always later either divorce or stay with an old man until he dies and inherit his asset. Her family and Cambodia also benefit from her marriage. Young Philipino, Chinese girls always seen married with old Americans. Their families and countries benefit from this.

Cambodia is a jobless country.

Stupid government!

Anonymous said...

Ah kwack want to be rich alone!

Anonymous said...

Now these old men have to apply for Cambodian citizenship and get the American banks/mortgagors to fake their high incomes!!! heheh hehehe

If they can't do that, just stand by and watch how Cambodian 'samdaches' and 'ekoudoms' parade with their younger 'choumteavs!' hahaha... 'ouy, sa-at nass ekoudom, choumteav sa-at men ten...osschar!'