Wednesday, May 18, 2011

How to get rid of the CPP: Lesson from a CPP follower

An anonymous reader wrote:


I am so glad this website is working again because,
without cursing the opposition in Cambodia for one day,
I don't seem to be able to eat at all.

What can you learn from this comment by a CPP follower?
  1. KI-Media is the CPP's opium. CPP followers are addicted to KI-Media to death. Keeping KI-Media up is one way to keep the CPP thugs out of the street of Cambodia and prevent them from land-grabbing, perpetrating their corruption acts etc...
  2. Shutting off KI-Media for three weeks and all the CPP followers will all die out. Indeed, if the CPP followers cannot eat when they cannot curse on KI-Media, it only takes three weeks for a man to survive without eating. Therefore, after three weeks, all of them will drop dead.
  3. Despite the blocking of KI-Media in Cambodia by the CPP regime, CPP followers do break the CPP rule just to post their curses on KI-Media. From this lesson, we can clearly see that the CPP regime is not even respected by their own people. Do you think the CPP can last forever? Hello, Hoon Xhen, you hear that?

KI-Media:
To keep it is a gain,
To get rid of it is still a gain.
CPP: Damned if you do, Damned if you don't

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit1

Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...

Ghost Shit

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.



Teflon Coated Shit

Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!



Gooey Shit

This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.



Second Thought Shit

You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.



Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit

This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.



Bali Belly Shit

You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.



Right Now Shit

You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.



King Kong or Commode Choker Shit

This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.



Wet Cheeks Shit

This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.



Wish Shit

You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!

Anonymous said...

Shit2

Cement Block or Oh God Shit

You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.



Snake Shit

This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.



Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)

Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.



Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)

You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.



Beer Drunk Shit

This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.



The Frightened Turtle

The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in



The Bungee Shit

The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.



The Ring of Fire Shit

The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.



The Crippler

The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.



The Big Bobber

The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.



The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

Anonymous said...

Shit3

The Incredible Hulk Shit

The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.



The Jack the Ripper Shit

The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.



The Party Pooper

The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.



The Toxic Gas Shit

The kind of shit that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.



Dirty Bowl Shit

The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.



The Windy City Shit

When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.



Oh Shit! Shit

You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!



The Never Ending Shit

It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.



Ouch That Hurt Shit

The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

Anonymous said...

:)ehehehe

Anonymous said...

how anout HUN SHIT?

Anonymous said...

THe reason for CPP followers to have sicked for not having cursing opposition because they have graduated their PhD in stealing, in cursing others. I am really amused with PhD graduated Khmer in Sydney for calling me as a machine operator and not a phD graduated like him.
He must be happy to see KI again for shuting up good opinions for all Cambodian in overseas.

Areak Prey

Anonymous said...

How about Bun Rany Hun Shit!

Anonymous said...

These are one hilarious SHITTY comment. I laugh so hard that tears started welling in my eyes. Heng Soy, please re-post it in the main page. This is your kind of stuff, Shit!!!!

Anonymous said...

“I am so glad this website is working again because, without cursing the opposition in Cambodia for one day, I don't seem to be able to eat at all.”
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Son, you need to have your head be examined by good psychiatrist, if not you will go nut soon and when that shit happens you will eat your own shit.

Anonymous said...

AnTraeng Antraeng
KroLet Kh'dor Aeng
Antraeng Oy Hue
Oy Aeng Krolet
Nov Kh'det To Te
AnTraeng Oy Hue
Ngorp Reas S'ruorl Me

AnTraeng Kh'dor Kh'vang
KroLet Tang Rang
Ah Kh'vang Kh'nhom Hue
Ah Kh'vang Luok Srok
Th'voeu Mean Chh'kae Ke
Lit Choeung Chor Hue
Ruorm S'dach Kh'bot Cheat

Prus Tov Ah S'va
Khmean Pee Charana
Kh'nhom "Sen" Kh'nhom Viet
Barn See Ach Yuon
Luork Kh'luon Kh'bot Cheat
Ngorp Muoy Roy Cheat
Ah Praet L'ngee L'ngoeu

Anonymous said...

The today CNN.News,
the ICC world international court
Hugue will investigate Ghadhafy crime in Libya.Ghadhafy soldiers killed and raped women.
I would like the ICC world court in
Hugue sending someone to investigate
Hun Sen who is a dictator
The evil Hun Sen must go to court
Hugue,so the world court can him in there.Go to hell Hun Sen!Can Viet govt help you,blind man?

Anonymous said...

អាយួនចុយម្រ៉ាយ!
ថ្ងៃណាមួយខ្មែរនឹងក្រោកឡើងព្រមគ្នា ហើយអូស
ក្បាលអាយួនឈ្លានពានអ្អែង និង​អាយ៉ងឈ្មោះ
សែន ត្រកូល​ ហ៊ុន ព្រមទាំងបក្សពួកCCP ទៅទំលាក់
ក្នុងបង្គន់មិនខាន

សត្យារៈ

Anonymous said...

7:32 AM
Your poem is good. you should type
it in Khmer in order to all Khmer can read well...

Anonymous said...

Somebody can convert this poem in Khmer writing.

Anonymous said...

When I become prime minister of Cambodian in 2013, I'll put all the Cpp members on a Thai fishing trawler.