Saturday, June 11, 2011

Heavenly incident that can only take place in earthly Nambodia

The earthly body of grandpa was taken out of the heavenly brothel for fiery funeral at Wat Sansom Kosal pagoda
72-year-old grandpa reached heaven on earth

10 June 2011
By Sopisith
Cambodia Express News
Translated in Khmer by Soy

Phnom Penh – A 72-year-old Viet grandpa died of heart failure after he asked a young Viet woman to scratch him (“koh khyol”) and after he had sex with her.

The heavenly incident took place at 11:45AM on 09 June at a house located on No. 22E1 on Street No. 81, Group 50, Village no. 8, Phsar Thmei 2 commune, Daun Penh district.

The cops indicated that Trung Chan Long, the 72-year Viet grandpa, lived in a rented house near Wat Sansom Kodal Pagoda, Boeung Tumpun commune, Meanchey district.


The cops added that, before the incident, the grandpa has a rendez-vous with Em Mony, a woman, for a scratching session, then he met with Chan Nga, another Viet woman, who helped with the scratching session for him. After the scratching session, grandpa asked Nga to have sex with him and agreed to pay her 40,000 riels ($10). After sex, grandpa felt like losing his breath. Nga then decided to put grandpa’s pants on for him and she proceeded to scratch him on his chest. After 3 scratches, she found out that grandpa was no longer conscious. Nga then called in Em Mony to come and look at grandpa, but it turned that, by then, grandpa already reached heaven. The cops were then summoned in.

After autopsy, the cops confirmed that grandpa died of heart failure and his body was given to Chang Than Hai, grandpa’s son, who took his remain to Wat Sansom Kosal pogada for an earthly funeral.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! What on earth was he thinking?
He is this old and still want to have sex?

Oh my!!!

Anonymous said...

I GUESS, THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL "HAPPY ENDING" lol IF YOU GONNA GO, WHY NOT GO WITH A BANG!! lol

horny bustard old fucked

Anonymous said...

One too many Viagra pills

Anonymous said...

peace at last!

Anonymous said...

One too many Viagra pills...Viag-Cong Whore!

Anonymous said...

Who ever named 'Nambodia' because she/he wanted Cambodia to be Vietnam and like to be called 'Nambodia'. She/he could be Vietnamese.

Anonymous said...

After he came, he went (to hell.)

Anonymous said...

5:10 AM

He was only 72; he was not too old for sex.
Nowadays with the help of Viagra an 85 old still can have sex but he gets to play it safely otherwise he will end up like this old Viet fart. Ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

HANOI ROCK!

Anonymous said...

Don't laugh at him.Your turn will
come to you.Today you are young and
strong,but tomorrow you are weak;you
are old,but still want to have sex.
"ចៅអើយ កុំអាលសើចតា ប្រយ័ត្នពៀរវាឆ្លងម្ដង
ម្នាក់".All kinds of living natures
always have sex.

Anonymous said...

FUCK WHORENAM! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT WHORENAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Look at this fucking address, it's long and confusing:
"house located on No. 22E1 on Street No. 81, Group 50, Village no. 8, Phsar Thmei 2 commune, Daun Penh district."

Rest in peace old man. Hope you get 7virgins in heaven.

Anonymous said...

Good news at lease one Viet, Yuon dead I'm so happy about this. I wishes their were more Viet,Yuon dead their population were too maney compare to Khmer.

Anonymous said...

8:19AM,
we are not against sex here.
But come on, at 72 couldn't the love of his life. He was a prostitute for life...his vietcong parents must be proud of him.

Born a prostitute, die a prostitute...the Vietcong way! :-)

Anonymous said...

8:19AM,
we are not against sex here.
But come on, at 72 couldn't find the love of his life; no one wanted the bastard. He was a prostitute for life...his vietcong parents must be proud of him.

Born a prostitute, die a prostitute...the Vietcong way! :-)

Anonymous said...

Yippy...my grandpa die on the last stroke at the VietCong whore house.
:-)

proud-viet-grandson

Anonymous said...

At least he died having sex.He may be in heaven now.
ចុយទាល់តែងាប់ ឬងាប់លើបង្គង ។

Anonymous said...

9:23AM,

"At least died having sex.." sounds like a low life statement to me. What a Vietcong low-life!

"...maybe in heavy..." yeah...i would check in hell first, though :-)

vietcong TrungChanLong rest in HELL!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaahahahaahaahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah....

Anonymous said...

He met the seven heaven!

Ei nah tov than suor???

Anonymous said...

Lesson to be learnt here...don't die like the vietcong!

We must fight to protect our children, khmer future, and our homes.

konKhmer

Anonymous said...

boeur ban tov than suor kom plaek kieng tia oy anh phorng nah ah ងាប់លើបង្គង

Anonymous said...

TrungChanLong heuy TrungChanLong aey kor yab mles ha...kron tey kerhn kor sdab tov. Krom krea mles tae:)ehehe

Anonymous said...

The old man's last words were

"choy euy,mah ngong lam! Sauol chong ngob, ha! Chet roy!"

then he just passed peacefully...

Anonymous said...

9:37am,
Sman tae euv aing min choy te reu ah praet.Ber ot mech ban kbal aing mork .

Anonymous said...

At 72, he still tried to make more Viet babies to fill Cambodia land.

Anonymous said...

At 72, he still tried to make more Viet babies to fill Cambodia land.

Anonymous said...

Where is that IDIOT in Lowell who claimed that there are no Youn in Cambodia?

Anonymous said...

ងាប់ចេាល អេាយតែបានស្រណុក!

Anonymous said...

F**K until you dead?

Theur torl teh ngorb?