Saturday, December 17, 2011

In praise of humour . . . is back by popular demand!


At a 7th January parade, a very old man carries a slogan, "Thank you, the Three Samdechs [Chea Sim, Hun Sen & Heng Samrin] for my happy childhood!"
The CPP representative approaches the old man. "What's that? Are you deriding our Party? Everybody can see, when you were a child, the 3 Samdechs were not yet born!"
"That's precisely what I'm grateful to them for!" the man said.
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The three Samdechs on their annual parade - - telegraph.co.uk
A government inspecting commission came to a lunatic’s asylum. To greet them, a choir of the patients sang a song from a popular movie that says "Oh, how good it is to live in the time of Samdech Techo!"
The commission noticed that one of the men did not sing.
"Why are you not singing?"
"I'm not crazy, I'm a nurse here."
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A man parked his car outside Hun Sen’s residence by the Independence Monument. A policeman rushed to him, shouting, "Are you crazy? Here is where PM Hun Sen lives!"
"No problem," the man answered, "I've good locks in my car."
A concrete monstrosity near the Independence Monument
That's all folks. Enjoy the weekend!
School of Vice

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

ah chon kbatjeat ah slap tayhhng

Anonymous said...

Loved it, again thanks KI.
I know most of the times we only see and heard depressing news, but once in a while we do need this to keep us going.

Anonymous said...

All you dumb idiot Khmer here on KI-Media cannot write proper Khmer, cannot write proper English, cannot write proper French:

What are all of you dumb idiot Khmer going to do besides leasing everything out for 99 years and being Viet's slave for the rest of all of you dumb idiot Khmer's life?

What are you going to do?
Can you tell us that much?

Ms. Soap

Anonymous said...

Ms. Soap, there is a rocket coming into your head right from the sky because of your IP address. You gotta be careful, Vietcong Bitch.

We know where you are because we are the computer hackers knowing your IP address. Don't be a smart ass, stinky Viet/Yuon bitch.

Anonymous said...

lol, yeah tell it to the viet

Anonymous said...

AH CHKER BEUY KBARL INCLUDE AH PAY SIPHAN! GO TO HELL AH LOUP!

Anonymous said...

ME SOAP OR AH SOAP,

ME DUMB
AH DUMB
ME EVIL/VIETS
AH EVIL/VIETS
ME DEVIL/VIETS
AH DEVIL/VIETS
ME ASS HOLE
AH ASS HOLE
ME STINKY ASS AH STINKY ASS, DOG EATER, KHMERS KILLER



YOU ARE A EVIL DUMB VIETCONGS BITCH, SO BE CAREFUL!

WATCH OUT VIETCONGS BITCH!

Anonymous said...

មើលអាឆ្កែយួន ឬ ស្វាបីជិះឡាន។
ពួកអាទាំងបីនឹងងាប់ដូចអាសាដាំ និង អាហ្កាដាហ្វី
នៅពេលឆាប់ៗនេះមិនខាន។
រាស្ត្រខ្មែរនឹងកាត់ក្បាលអាឯងទាំងបី ជាដាច់ខាត។

Anonymous said...

To 8:36am Soap the dirty Vietcong bitch!

I told you not to drop your soap! Now you are going to get it! Hey Vietcong bitch! Do you want to be my English teacher and show me how to drop the soap?ahahahahah Show me how to write the so called standard English! In fact this Vietcong bitch doesn't even know how to write correct English herself and she want to be an English teacher! How about you teach me some English lesson in the shower with me! You Vietcong bitch pretend to drop the soap and bend down for me and I pretend to practice my broken English ...Mee Love You Loong time!

Anonymous said...

AH HUN SEN Vietcong slave claimed that his regime (CPP) is very democratic! How about put AH HUN SEN words under microscope for every body to see! Here it is folk!

-In 1993 when AH HUN SEN lost election to Funcinpec and refused to give up power and he demanded 50%-50% power sharing in the name of peace and stability! For the first time in history Cambodia has two Prime Ministers!

-1997 AH HUN SEN stage bloody military coup to overthrow Funcinpec from power sharing!

-1997 to 2011 AH HUN SEN has been in power ever since! He became Prime Minister, a King, and Decho up to now! So tell me where is the fucken democrazy that AH HUN SEN and his advisors or experts is talking about! Democrazy? Democracy?

So stop lying to Cambodian people!

So stop lying! Cambodian people don't believe in your stupid lie anymore! AH HUN SEN doesn't need to prolong the suffering because the time will come!

Anonymous said...

Khmer Viet Minh.

Heng Samrin and Chea Sim from Khmer Viet Minh bacame Khmer Rouge between 1975-1979 and Heng Samrin was former military commander of Hun Sen between 1975-1978.

Anonymous said...

Prett Teang Bey Kbal Chiss Larn!!

It looks funny!!

Anonymous said...

Justice will not fall from the sky for us.

We have to fiercely fight for it.

And Vietnam will not let Cambodia lives peacefully unless we fight hard against this devil monster Vietnam, primarily through legal peaceful means. One way is to let the international Communities aware of Vietnam’s hostile acts against Cambodia.

Don't be complacent with the fake peace that we have right now. This peace given by Vietnam will lead to Khmer people become a minority in our own Country in the future. Look at the mass influx of Vietnamese into Cambodia.

The present Vietnam’s game toward Cambodia: Vietnam does not hit Cambodia with the war right now but Vietnam hits Cambodia with the deployment of Vietnamese people to take over Cambodia.

Khmer people must always remember that whether Cambodia has war or peace depends entirely on Vietnam. Vietnam can mount a fake civil war in Cambodia at anytime it wants.

So, to survive, we must get rid of Ah Kwack puppet government which has followed strictly all Vietnam's orders.

The puppet government has defied the Paris peace accord and implemented the detrimental bilateral treaties between Cambodia and Vietnam.

Look at the result of those bilateral treaties:

Koh Trol, Koh Krarchalk Sess, border encroachment on land and sea, use 3 Khmer provinces to serve Vietnam, massive land concession to Vietnam, lease Khmer's soul Angkor Wat to Vietnam, destruction of natural resource, mass influx of Vietnamese into Cambodia, etc...

So, when will Ah Kwack government wakes up and realizes that Vietnam is swallowing Cambodia ?

When will Khmer people be able to remove this puppet Yuon's slave from power?

Anonymous said...

ពួកអាចោលម្សៀត មីចោលម្សៀតអស់នេះវាគ្មាន
សេចក្ដីក្លាហាន និងនាំគ្នាធ្វើអំពើល្អណាមួយនៅ
ចំពោះមុខសមេ្តចអគ្គមហាសេនាបតីតេជោ ហ៊ុន សែន វរ្ម័នទី១! ដែលជាទេវតានៃកម្ពុជា នោះទេ
វាបានតែដើរជេរប្រមាថ បរិហាកេរ្កិ៍ ញុះញង់ ចោទប្រកាន់ ថ្នាក់ដឹកនាំកម្ពុជាតែប៉ុណ្ណោះ... !!!

គ្មានវៀតណាមម្នាក់រស់នៅប្រទេសកម្ពុជា ដូចពួកអាបល់បាយវាចោទប្រកាន់ថាស្អីនោះទេ

តែប្រសិនបើគ្មានវត្តមានយោធាវៀតណាមមកវាយរំដោះទេ
ម្ល៉េះសមចិនពង្វក់ខ្មែរក្រហមឲ្យសំឡាប់ប្រជាជនខ្មែរ
អស់រលីងបាត់ទៅហើយ!

ជ័យយោ! សមេ្តចអគ្គមហាសេនាបតីតេជោ ហ៊ុន សែន វរ្ម័នទី១! ជាទេវតានៃកម្ពុជា!!!


បរាជ័យ! ពួកអាក្បត់ជាតិ មីក្បត់ជាតិ រត់ចោលស្រុក!

បរាជ័យ! ពួកអាក្បត់ជាតិ ចក្រពត្ដិ សក្ដិភូមិ នឹងបរិវារ!



ពីអាញ

ជា សារុន

ប្រធានសាខាបក្សប្រជាជនកុម្មុយនិស្តកម្ពុជា

ឡូវែល ម៉ាស្ស ស.រ.អ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I3z2ld7Ujs

Anonymous said...

dit me may ba thang cho bu nhin tao la ong noi cua bay biet khong bo cua thang ho chi minh

Anonymous said...

12:27 PM

Dumb ass,
Change your name to Chheu Sarong Ah Leu Keu.

Anonymous said...

there's no white house in cambodia, so they have to live in their own home, you know! maybe they need to build a white house for the prime minister of cambodia if they don't want him to live in his own home while in office! what do you think? by the way, nobody owns the white house, it's gov't property, you know. i told you, learn from america, the best in the world, really!

Anonymous said...

Dear 2:31 PM
Knhom som seuich jea muoy phorng(chheu sarong ah leu keu).......Er knhom vinh jong dak (new name for him)....ah Choy Sarong ah Lok Tok....!!!!!
Ah yuon Vietcong Chea Xarun (ah Choy Sarong), s'ei kae nis,juonh ngoib doch ah Gadhafi heui.

Anonymous said...

Ah chkae Vietcong teang 3 barn jiss larn.
Srae choy mray ah samrae teang 3.
Krom yiker kai loeung yuon vietcong.
Win Win mer vea ei ,ah ondor thean.

Anonymous said...

ផ្ទះជាថ្ងៃខាងមុខជារបស់ លោក ជា សារុន ហើយ។ ដែកចោរ ទុកឲ្យ។
ឪ ជាសារុនអើយ ខ្មែរជិតអស់ដីទៅហើយ នៅតែមិនដឹងខ្លួនទៀត ឬមួយ ជា សារុន ឯងជាយួន? ឆ្លើយប្រាប់មក!

Anonymous said...

Khnom songkaet khernh khmer snaehajeat jren jeang bomrer yuon dach tlai.

Anonymous said...

Ah HUN XEN ,jea Tevda robors ah CHOY XARONG hao ZHEA ZARUN yuon vietcong.

Anonymous said...

Selon histoire, HUN SEN, Chea SIM, Heng Samrin avaient fuit au Youns en 1978. Chea Sarun ne comprend rien en histoire du Cambodge. Il soutient Hun Sen, Chea Sim et Heng Samrin,il est un traitre à la nation toute entière comme Hun Sen et son clan.

Anonymous said...

ក្នុងមួយពិភពលោកនេះ អ្នកណាៗក៏ដឹងគ្រប់គ្នាទាំងអស់ថា
អាយ៉ងខ្វាក់ក្បត់ជាតិ ហ៊ុន សែន នេះ ជាមេក្បត់ជាតិ, ជាមេ
លក់ជាតិ, ជាមេឃាតករឈាមត្រជាក់, ជាមេខ្មែរក្រហម,
ជាមេទុច្ចរិត, ជាមេយូកូងបាតផ្សារ,ជាមេក្រុមមនុស្សពាល
នៅកម្ពុជាដែរ...!
ហើយក៏ជាមេគ្រោះថ្នាក់ធំជាងគេនៅក្នុងប្រទេសខ្មែរសព្វថ្ងៃនេះ
បើខ្មែរយើងមិននាំគ្នាកំចាត់វានិងបក្សពួកវាចោលទេ ប្រទេសខ្មែរគ្មានថ្ងៃបានសុខសាន្ត និងអភិវឌ្ឍន៍ប្រទេសជាតិ
ឱ្យចម្រើនលូតលាស់បានឡើយ។

អាខ្វាក់អន្តរធាន..! អាអន្តរធាន...! អាមេយូកូងបាតផ្សារ..!

Anonymous said...

12:27 chea sarun,thank for your put
so much for dick sucker Hun Sen? we
just let you to know if hun sen did
not call youn came to cambodia,our
people'live should be much better
no a kbuot hun sen,we still have lot of young genaration have more
education and smart lead country we
are wishing ah hun sen will lighting strike on his head very soon,that way you don't have to pay to lick he ass.

Anonymous said...

fuck you chea sarun,watch your fucking mouth,someday hun sen
will fuck you asshole as well.

Anonymous said...

Ah chkae vietcong ,ah Cheay Xarong (CHEA SARUN).Ah nis ort ei choy, choy cheay sarong mi Kaheang.