Hun Sen dies. He then goes to hell (of course).
In heaven, angels are awakened by a huge noise at heaven's
door... Lord Buddha opens the door and what does he see? ... a crowd of devils
screaming desperately.
Lord Buddha: "What is wrong with you, what are you
doing here?"
Devils: "We are the first group of immigrants from
hell! We request political exile in heaven! Since Hun Sen is down there with
us, the whole hell has gone nuts!"
.......
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| Chea Sim and Hun Sen share a joke . . . or maybe something gets lost in translation? |
Hun Sen is suffering of insomnia. He goes to his doctor and
complains.
Hun Sen: "I cannot sleep, no matter what I do! What
should I do?"
Doctor: "Try reading your own speeches!"
19 comments:
Love this Humour very much. I laugh harder then Chea Sim. Keep it up, it's working.
Pouk Akhmaoch Chea Xim And Akwak Hun Xen Preung Saoch Sabai tov, Thngai Ansar Aeng Chit mok dol heuy!!!
LOL!!!
Dear School of Vice,
How could you come up with this story? One of the best posts.
~Jendhamuni
Dear Jendha,
It's a re-post, and thanks to your great artwork which reminded me of this post in the first place.
Take care,
Dear Mr. School of Vice,
See now you have surprised me again with your unpredictable move!
I had a really good laugh for both jokes. The first one is the BEST!!!
Send more jokes down the pipe, will you?
Thanks a lot!
Pissed Off
Dear Pissed Off,
I agree with you. School of Vice should not be too serious all the time. He should come up with more posts like this. That way we could think of better solution to unseat the Pret Minister Hun Sen, so all Khmers will live happily ever after :)
Jendhamuni
MISTAKE AFTER MISTAKE WILL ONLY EXACERBATE THE PROBLEMS
Before the election, the CNRP made a big mistake by not pressing the CPP hard enough to overhaul the NEC.
After the election, the CNRP made one more vital mistake by not sticking firmly with its demand inquiring about the electoral irregularities.
If the CNRP wanted to succeed, it must stick with what is RIGHT. One unfair concession will lead to failure. The CNRP must understand clearly about the repercussion of its action.
For instance, right now, the CPP refuses to respond to the CNRP’s demand about the election’s irregularities. The CNRP must stick with it and take the next step – the demonstration - to MAKE the CPP accept it.
The CPP knew that it had lost the election by a wide margin; therefore, refusing to accept that inquiry is absolutely the RIGHT thing for the CPP to do. But it is the WRONG thing for the CNRP to let the CPP gets away with it.
In addition, the CPP is the puppet of Vietnam. So, the majority of the CPP’s decisions were emanating from Vietnam, who always defied the international treaties it had signed.
For example, Vietnam’s refusal to leave Cambodia after Cambodia got its independence from France in 1953, Vietnam violated its promises to not attack the allies troop in 1968 Vietnam’s New Year, Vietnam’s failure to abide by the 1973 peace treaty with the US, Vietnam’s defiance of the 1991 Paris peace accord, etc…
Taking these facts into consideration, it is highly likely that the negotiation between the CNRP and the CPP will produce fruitless result.
Therefore, the CNRP will have no choice but to execute its objective decision and follow the necessary right steps to achieve its goal .It is a tough battle. The CPP and Vietnam must know that at least 100,000 Khmer people are ready to make the ultimate sacrifice to save Cambodia. And 100,000 is the psychological winning number for Khmer people to chase this pest Vietnam out of Cambodia for good. Also, the ICC’s door is waiting for the CPP and Vietnam too.
Bun Thoeun
Dear Jendhamuni,
Certainly agree with you and with that Mr. School of Vice would have no choice, but to think of more jokes for KI Media fans.
What would you say to that, Mr. School of Vice? Can we count on you?
Pissed Off
Dear Pissed Off,
That means School of vice will have to stay up days and nights. As you may know, he is also Mr. DJ too :)
~Jendhamuni
ALL OF COMMENTS IS GOOD, CNRP MUST BE LEARN FROM MISTAKEN! GREEN MUST NOT CAME FROM THE SKY!
Vietnamese have proved too many tricks to HUN ZEN to secure his power, so we can not blame Sam Rain Sy, HUN XEN wish to live and work under Vietnam rather than to have free and fair election, if he let to have free and fair election he would be lost facing too many problem especially he should answer who had ordered to kill Chea Ve Chea, Pe Set Pee lee Ka, Ho Sok, Chut Vuthy, Om Rath Sadeee and thousand mores so he better agree to give Cambodian land to Vietnam and also let 4 million Vietnamese refugees to live in Cambodian legally serving Vietnamese interest and Vietnam agree to protect him let him seating on the power foever
Hun Sen must understand that Cambodian people need to change to new government.
It means no more Prime Minister Hun Sen forever. You can move your people into a different order or into different positions it not going to help you stay in the Prime Minister position.
No Dictator in Cambodia any more.
Hun Sen must respect the outcome of the election is CNRP won the election 63 seats and CPP won 60 seats.
75 per cents of Cambodian people are not recognizing new Hun Sen government. Protest will continuous until people get their satisfaction.
On the contrary, to accept the CPP (68) CNRP (55), although not a great idea, but ONLY IF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS ARE MET BY THE CPP AND AGREES:
1. To make His Excellency Sam Rainsy the Leader of the House of Parliament and His Excellency Kem Sokha the Vice Chairman of the House of Parliament;
2. To remove all current members of the National Election Committee and reform the Election Laws;
3. To replace all the Members of the Constitutional Council and be placed with the new four (4) members from CNRP and three (3) members from CPP;
4. To amend the Constitution pertaining to the Terms of Limitation of all government employees specifically the Prime Minster Position (Two Terms - Five Years Each Term) and can never be re-elected in any public offices); Both House and Senate members of representatives shall represent in the House of Parliament and the House of Senate of no more than (Two Terms – Two Years Each Term)and these members of the House and Senates can run for public offices at any given times, but through an electoral process.
XMEN,
Your above ideas sound rational, but not practical with this Vietnam puppet Hun Sen.
Once Hun Sen firmly held on to the power, he will bully his way to kick all CNRP's MPs around. Remember Ranaridht was the President of the National Assembly. Sam Rainsy''s fate will be the same. Consequently, the CNRP will start disintegrating.
Hun Sen will do again because he has never gotten punished for his horrible deeds that he committed in the past.
I am sticking with the winning formula: the CNRP must take concrete steps to MAKE the CPP concedes its defeat, starting with the inquiry about the election's irregularities, and go from there.
This is the time, maybe the only time, that the CNRP will win if it put up the fight with the CPP because the vast majority of Khmer people and the international community are backing the CNRP up.
Concerning the future election, 2018, if the CNRP won with the new NEC, the CPP will not transfer the power to the CNRP. We, as Khmer, should know well about Vietnam’s determination to swallow Cambodia. With this problem in mind, it is imperative that we solve the problem with the CPP and Vietnam right now while the CNRP is in a good position to win – take the necessary steps to claim the electoral victory. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.
Bun Thoeun
ក្នុងករណីបក្សប្រជាជន ឈ្នះ ៦៨កៅអី ចំណែកបក្សសង្គ្រោះជាតិ បាន ៥៥កៅអី
តើបក្សសង្គ្រោះជាតិអាចមានសង្ឈឹមបានដំណែងប្រធានរដ្ឋសភាឫទេ?ទោះបី ហ៊ុន សែនយល់ព្រមក៏ដោយ។តើ ហ៊ុន សែនជាម្ចាស់មតិសមាជិករដ្ឋសភា នៃគណបក្សប្រជាជនកម្ពុជា ឫទេ?។
តើ ហ៊ុន សែនអាចយល់ព្រមឫទេ?រដ្ឋសភាកាន់កាប់ដោយបក្សសង្គ្រោះជាតិជាអ្នកតែងច្បាប់ឲ្យ រដ្ឋាភិបាលហ៊ុន សែនអនុវត្ត? ។
បើរដ្ឋាភិបាលហ៊ុន សែនពុំអនុវត្ត? គឺមានបញ្ហាជាប់គាំងនយោបាយនៅកម្ពុជា។
ដូច្នេះកិច្ចចរចា ចង់បានដំណែងនេះ ឬ ដំណែងនោះ នៃបក្សសង្គ្រោះជាតិ មុនការរក យុត្តិធម៌នៃការបោះឆ្នោត ឬ សើរើពិនិត្យមើលលទ្ធផលបោះឆ្នោតឡើងវិញ គឺជាក្តី "ឈរ សុបិន្ត un rêve debout -standing dream "នៃបក្សសង្គ្រោះជាតិ ។
ដេក សុបិន្ត គេយោគយល់។
តែ
ឈរ សុបិន្ត ធ្វើឲ្យគេអស់សំណើច។គឺជាមនុស្សចម្កួត។
on dort et on rêve c'est compréhensible
mais on est debout on rêve , ça fait rire. c'est un fou.
you sleep and dream is understandable
but you dream and you are standing on, it makes you laugh. this is crazy.
អមតះ
នាំគ្នាសើចសប្បាយលើគំនរឆ្អឹងនិងសមុទ្រឈាមទន្លេទឹកភ្នែករាស្ត្រខ្មែរ!!!!
ជិតដល់ពេលទទួលកម្មពៀរវិញហើយ។
My analysis scenario
Sam rainsy the blackmailer vs Hun Sen the former soldier Khmer rouge
*The current stand-off between MM Sam Rainsy and Hun Sen would be: a
"HUGE FINANCIAL MATTER".
* I bet that everything will sort out in the near future, and Mr Sam Rainsy will take up position as the President of the National Assembly of Cambodia to legalise Hun Sen government. * Sooner or later, Mr Sam Rainsy will be stripped of his parliamentary immunity and will flee in self-imposed exile as he get used to it.
* Finally, he would have a luxurious retirement surrounded by young and beautiful girls.
It would be a happy ending for him.
Preah Bat Theurmeuk predictions.
ពួកមេចោរ ពិតជាចិត្តចោរ មុខចោរ គ្មានមេតាករុណារ ដល់រាស្ដ្រកំពុងរងគ្រោះ បន្តិចណាទាល់តែសោះ! លើលោកនេះ គ្មានអ្វីទុយស ដែលអាចយកមក ប្រៀបប្រដូចទៅនឹង អំពើសែនអាក្រក់ទៅលើជាតិខ្មែរ របស់គេបានឡើយ!
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