Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Lost in Translation ....




Bun Ranny: Very, very good indeed ... I mean your Khmer greeting posture!

Obama: Thank you ma’am ... I’m glad it meets with your approval. I was practising this on our flight from Washington until Hillary asked me to stop just before we landed in Bangkok!

Bun Ranny: Washington? They told me you were from O’Yada??

Obama: Pardon me?!

Hun Sen: Forgive us, Sir. She meant to say that she thought you were from President Obama’s entourage. We have many, many advisors from Vietnam; they are very, very acquainted with our geography! Alas, your good name and one of our country’s place names must have got mixed up somewhere . . .

Obama: I see. No, ma’am, I am President Barack Obama of the United States of America, and not a part of his entourage, although technically the President is meant to be at the centre of it!



Bun Ranny: You never told me he’s an African! Anyway, how did he get to be the President of America in the first place?

Hun Sen: Not sure, dear. I hear he was elected. Incidentally, he thought I was a tea boy the last time we met in Jakarta! Can’t blame him, some people are still wondering how I got to be Prime Minister of Cambodia, and I too was elected, right?

Bun Ranny: Ah, in your case, it’s a bit different ...

Hun Sen: How do you mean?

Bun Ranny: Well, all you did was murder and silence anyone who opposed you ....

Hun Sen: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... 

Bun Ranny: I rest my case ....


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why does Hun Sen's wife look like "Yeak Kheney" in Lkhorn Bassak?
Too much monies has spent on beautifying her look?

Anonymous said...

She looks fine. Maybe it's her character that you may have a problem with?

Does it take 1 billion dollars to get a President elected? More like the highest bidder get elected. If that is the case, then the office of the President of the United States of America is bought by how much money is spent.

I'm not fooled anymore. Every Presidental election is rigged your vote and my vote doesn't count in the future.

Anonymous said...

Mi bun Rany is yuon vea ort ches sampeas te.

Anonymous said...

bunny ruin isn't an example of a Khmer woman and if you didn't know then you know where you came from.

Anonymous said...

Bunny Ranny is a Khmer women? That women doesnt even look like a women, let alone a Khmer.

Just look at her face. She is a corpse. Its not Botox, she is a walking corpse ever since she had Pisey Pilika killed in the 2000 assination mastermind.

Anonymous said...

*****

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កើតមកជា..........ចោរ

រស់ ជា............... ចោរ

ងាប់ទៅវិញក៏ជាខ្មោចបិសាច...ចោរដែរ...

អាខ្វាក់ហ៊ុន សែន ឈ្មោះដើមវាហ៊ុន ណាល់ ។
ឪវាឈ្មោះ ហ៊ុន នៀង,បងប្រុសវាឈ្មោះហ៊ុន ណេង ជាមេចោរលួចគោនៅស្រុកក្រូច
ឆ្មារ ខេត្តកំពង់ចាម ម៉ែវាឈ្មោះ ឌី ប៉ុក
ជាអ្នកលក់នំអាកោរ។ អាខ្វាក់ហ៊ុន សែន ឈ្មោះដើម
វា គឺ អាហ៊ុន ណាល់ ជាចោរដូចឪវានិង បងប្រុសវាដែរ។
អ្នកស្រុកក្រូចឆ្មារដេញប្រផាត់រត់ប្រផីងជង់និង
មែកត្របែកខ្វាក់ភ្នែកម្ខាង ហើយឆ្នាំ៧០រត់ចូល
ចូលព្រៃម៉ាគី ធ្វើជាខ្មែរក្រហម។
ជំនាន់ខ្មែរក្រហម គណៈភូមិ គណៈឃុំ និង
គណៈតំបន់មួយចំនួនជាចោរ ឬ មេចោរលួចគោ ឬ ក្របី។
ដល់មកបានធ្វើនាយករដ្ធមន្ត្រី កើតជាមេចោរលក់
ជាតិ លួចជាតិ។
ឪអាខ្វាក់ហ៊ុន សែន ជាមេចោរ បងប្រុសអាខ្វាក់ហ៊ុនសែនជាមេចោរ
អាខ្វាក់ហ៊ុនសែនជាមេចោរ អស់ទាំងមុខមន្រ្តីក៏ជាចោរដូច អាខ្វាក់ហ៊ុន សែន ដែរ។

ចំណែកក្មួយប្រុសអាខ្វាក់ហ៊ុន សែន ឈ្មោះ ហ៊ុន តូ
ជាមេចោរបំផ្លាញជាតិ មេចោរលួចជាតិ មេរកស៊ីទុច្ចរិត
ដូច មាវាអាខ្វាក់ ហ៊ុន សែន ដែរ។

Anonymous said...

She looks like Michael Jackson and will die like Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

hello,បងសុខសប្បាទេ បងជួយផ្ចាបវេបផ្សាយខ្ញុំមួយផង គីបងប្តូរឈ្មោះវេបផ្សាយខ្ញុំឈ្មោះ Rong Khmer ហើយបងប្តូរដាក​​ http://kfunpic.blogspot.com/​ វិញបានអត់បង?
អរគុណបងហើយ,

Anonymous said...

Great Job samdach Hun Sen! now the free world leader respect you and your goverments..Pi Anh

Anonymous said...

It ain't about the frigging "sompeah" or much of the human rights, it was about the Khmer leader has been giving too much love to China.

The US must have felt like HS has been giving the Chinese too much "me love you long time" while the American is only getting the "maybe me lorp yu long time if more money."

Anonymous said...

Bun Rany dressed just like Chinese opera yeak. She should go easy on her make-up!!!Pi Anh