JUSTICE FANTASYLAND
Reviews:
The Play opened to passionate, ravingly mad reviews. Going into its 8th year of production, Eccc the Clown continues to command maddening attention:
Clown News: You will never find cheap justice this expensive and exciting anywhere else but in the magical Kingdom of Extraordinary Wonder! Really charming; I see now why it is called the Charming City.
The Clown Daily: Riveting! I was at the edge of my seat when the civil party lawyers fought over the microphone! Such dedication and ardor! I would pay to see that all over again.
The Bubble Gum Dispatch: Deliciously well-crafted! Leave it to the commies to put on a commie-class production. Yes, the Uns also came into its own. The Uns did a great job in finding the right people for the roles as well -- so many unforgettable characters. Well, save Michelle what's her name, the first lead player of the Uns?
The Pop-pop Popcorn Post: My children kept begging us to take them to see the circus play because they hear us raving endlessly about it. We firmly told them: 'It's adult entertainment; the topic of justice is not for children.' I think they think clowns and clowning around are only for children. Children these days--if we're not careful and have rules and restrictions, where would they be now?
Venue: The Military Theatre, Chom Chau in the Kew-Kew! Kew-Kew!
Directed by: The Commies of the Kew-Kew! Kew-Kew!, or "The Huns"
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| Oooopppss! Wrong Hun. |
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| The Huns |
Costume Design: The United Nations, or "The Uns"
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| The happy Un family |
Set Design: The Huns and the Uns.
The Cast:
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| The Judge in the flowing robe and dignified wig (aka, Mr. Bean) |
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| The Defendant: Brother No. 2: "The lights are too bright, and the AC is too cold. Your Honor, I pray to wear the beanie and the sunglasses. Also, Your Honor, I tire so easily these days and pray to stand trial resting, to watch the proceeding about me from the AC room." The judges accommodate, as it is not legally kosher to discriminate against mass killers, and Brother No. 2 flashes his iconic toothless grin, which has endeared many a man to him. |
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| Civil Party Co-Lead Lawyers (aka, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum) |
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| Civil Party Lawyer (pick one from the slew of them) |
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| Witness for the Defense: "Kill or be killed!" |
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| Witness for the Defense: "We were at war." |
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| Liar, I mean, the lawyer -- pick one. |
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| The defendant (aka, the Crazy, the First Lady of the Crazies) |
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| The monitors, the talking heads, the do-gooders, the legal analysts. Yeah, whatever. |
With Cameo Appearance of:
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| The Devil's Advocate, Jacques Verges |
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| The deadbeat, anti-victim bureaucrat Knut Rosandhaug, thinking: "We will rid the pesty victims with the Co-Lead Lawyer Scheme." |
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| The pure Khmer, the Commie representing the victims at the Unit |
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| Co-investigating judge Siegfried Blunk |
1 comment:
nonsense! កក្តាន់!
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