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សូមកុំជឿ ពាក្យឃោសនា អកុសល អំពី ហេងស៊យ ឲ្យសោះ តាមពិត ខ្ញុំបាទ ជាសកម្មជន ដ៏ឆ្នើម ដែលបានទទួល ការគាំទ្រ អំពីសំណាក់ ប្រជាជន មិនតិចជាង ១១៣% ទេ! (តាមការស្ទង់ មត្តិ អំពី មនុស្ស ១ នាក់ ដោយ អង្ការ សាម៉ាគី)
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ធ្លាប់រៀនសាលាគប់វង់ ជាមួយគ្នា!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW53YD1Y8ys

The many ways to curse Heng Soy ... please choose your words curse wisely

Dear Readers,

It's early morning here in Phnom Penh. After spending the whole night awake, I thought I would share with our readers the many ways one can curse my name and the explanation that goes with it. My advance apologies if I may offend any of you, the following are merely my own self-deprecating notes.

I have to confess that I am somewhat disappointed because these curses pale in comparison to the alleged exchange between our famous singer and her husband.

Last, but not least, please believe me, when I say "disappointed" I did not mean to look down on anybody!

Yours truly,

Heng Soy

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Ah Soy: The unlucky (derogatory)

Hen Soy: Ruined unlucky

Seng Soy: Soy who is sold or rented out for a commission or profit

Heng Soy so childish: Need I say more?

Antikhmer Heng Soy: I never renege my Khmer nationality as far as I know

Ah Heng Soy, Ah Jangrai: Heng Soy (derogatory) the prophet of evil. Please send in your donation, I will pray for you! All currencies accepted except Vietnamese Dongs (too heavy and burdensome!).

Your parents are all dead: Please tell me something new

Idiot and Little Snake like you: How could you tell I am slithery when I did not meet you face to face yet? Did I tell you also that I am a venomous snake?

Idiot divider: Agreed! Please send me a calculator, I was never good at division.

[You are] being a great divider: Please see above

[You are] playing Yuon Hanoi game: I am not the one who is traveling to Hanoi on cue, am I?

A skilled troll: As far as I can tell, I'm a wee bit taller than a troll

[You] can only stir up the flame confusing the ignorant pukes: I'm speechless at the power I have not acquired yet.

A troll divider is Heng Soy: How can I reject the absolute truth? Anyway, which page of the bible stated this again?

Heng Soy is stupid: Agreed!

Heng Soy and Hun Sen are the same thing, they are they both are dumb and stupid street gangsters!: Amen! Wait, I still have both eyes and I do not live in Tuol Krasaing.

Crazy mob like Heng Soy: A one-man mob? How do you do that?

Stupid divider H[eng]S[oy]: How can I oppose a higher authority?

Heng Soy is Hun Sen alike: Sorry to disappoint you, I still have both eyes and I don't curse.

You are soy biggest time: You are soy to the n-th power?

KI[-Media] makes readers stupid: Really? But, Sir/Madam, you thought differently from others, therefore, you are definitely not one. Do I feel a sense of contradiction here?

The hypocrite great dividers owned KI[-Media]: To be exact, Google owns Blogspot which hosted KI-Media for free.

Heng Soy is very SOY: Couldn't agree more!

Heng Soy is one of the irrational and extreme divider: Right on the money!

Heng Sa-oy: Lucky foul smell. I must have a skunk in my family tree? Lucky? I doubt it!

Heng Ksouy: Lucky out of breath

Fool Ah Soy: No translation needed

You are wrong and fxxxing dirty: I may be wrong, but I don't think I'm dirty, I shower at least once a day even when the temperature falls below zero and several times a day when the temperature climbs above 40 degrees Celsius.

Sacrava's Satirical Cartoon: The Nom Benh Post

Cartoon by Sacrava (on the web at http://sacrava.blogspot.com)

KI-Media is going to hell for desecrating Buddhist figures?

Following our posting of an article criticizing Hochimonk Long Kim Leang, one irate devout Buddhist reader wrote: "KI is going to hell for desecrating Buddhist figures. You use fear to create division within the solidarity of Khmer Buddhism. When you take side in liking one monk over the other, you are biased and no longer a real believer in Buddhism. Go to hell, ah pret living abroad too long and forget the way of Buddhist life. I doubt many of you fudges even go to the pagoda."

We have to admit though, that not being a "real believer in Buddhism" (or any religion for that matter), we are not quite sure whether wishing someone to be sent to hell qualifies one to be a true religious believer or not.

Nevertheless, just like that, Satan showed up on KI-Media's computer screen and said:

... and thus, KI-Media was dragged away from his computer screen - which, by the way, depends highly on the free wi-fi at the Ministry of Information in Phnom Penh for its smooth operation - and banished to hell. Upon arriving in the new world, KI-Media and all the other sinners were told:

... since then, KI-Media was silenced forever after, but what happens to our irate devout Buddhist reader?

Stay tune, we will report about him/her next week after we are able to connect to the free wi-fi from Nirvana. The signal is somewhat weak, but we think we may be able to work something out soon!

Ciao!

For KI-Media, I am Heng Soy, reporting from the toasty hell in the middle of the winter blizzard.

The talent of Spring Roll Fever

Congratulations Sister! You are really funny and very good! Hope you'll make it to Hollywood

For additional videos from Spring Roll Fever, click here

When the table is turned: Contrarian moral lesson from a Non-Xtremist reader?

Life's too short, please enjoy! ...
Yours, truly ... Right (or Wrong?) Winger

Pol Pot's Birthday

When you work for a ruthless insane dictator, it's no easy feat to throw your boss a surprise birthday party. In this darkly comical 2004 short directed by Talmage Cooley, as the Khmer Rouge retreats further away from Cambodia, they stop for a moment to celebrate Pol Pot's birthday—but it doesn't work out so well...