Wednesday, April 01, 2009

PM orders toilet use privilege in all ministries

Phnom Penh, April 01 (MeeXua) – Cambodian Prime Minister issued an order for toilet use privilege by all government employees in all ministries in the country, Chinese-language daily newspaper the Mi Chiu said on Wednesday.

Starting on April 01, 2009, male and female government employees will be assigned days on which they will have toilet use privilege. According to a sub-decree issued by the Council of Ministers bearing the prime minister’s signature and the king’s approval, male government employees will be allowed to use toilet at their department on even days only, and female employees will have toilet use privilege on odd days only.

An anonymous source from the Council of Ministers said that the idea for toilet use privilege came from Lok Chumteav Thom Bun Rany Hun Sen, the eminent wife of the prime minister. Using this system, men and women will no longer have to cross each others along the corridors when they have to go relieve themselves at the toilet, and thus removing all unnecessary embarrassments between the two genders.

When asked about what a government employee should do, if he or she needs to use the toilet on a day he or she does not have toilet use privilege, the government spokesman said: “Why do you think we grow bushes all around these ministries? In this manner, we no longer have to water them anymore, this is a significant saving during this tough economic time… Besides, it's always nice for them to be outdoor for a short while, especially when it's hot and muggy in April."

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Useless comment this ignorance prime minister make it big to be in the news,oh my dear stupid prime minister Cambodian people DOSTOK SUT ANY WHERE they please stop being big mouthed for that lil shit okay.

Anonymous said...

Very stupid.bull shit

Anonymous said...

What the fuck!

What a fucking pathetic asshole fucked head of the state. We say,"fuck you to all the senior government levels."

Anonymous said...

HUN SEN you should talking a bout Siam try to bull shit Prah Vihear,Siam use Cambodian people as slave in the fishery business,create more jobs for needy one,corruption laws ,improve the cost of the living for the teacher train more police officers to secure citizen live.If you wanted to improve and make those toilet more privileged those government servant go to nap ,texting read news papers or call home so the conclusion save up money for the country and not wasting working hours for the ones who like to take the advantages.
My experiences

Anonymous said...

PM in charge of toiletering.
Stupid !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Another April fool's Joke.

Anonymous said...

very stupid pm, never such decision made by a pm, oh hun sen you are too low for me.

Anonymous said...

Don't fret, soon Ah Hen Sen will be on trial for those people he killed during the Khmer Rouge era. And, yes, all of his senior colleagues will also be brought to trial.

Anonymous said...

DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!! MY FRIENDS.

IT IS THE 1ST OF APRIL. APRIL FOOL'S DAY, a day on which people play practical jokes on other people.

But, PM is not the right person to play on.

KI-MEDIA, Tell us other jokes.

thanks,

Kloy Te Chean, called "Seuy Samrok"

Anonymous said...

2:12 PM

We have always known that your PM is always acting stupid, and it is unstoppable. Yes, your PM is one of the fucked up individual. If you like your PM so much, please do us a favor, and take one of his eye out for us, and importantly make this shit head blind permanently.

We do not believe that your fucking idiot PM know what "April Fool's Day" is.

Anonymous said...

This is clearly another April fool's joke. just look at the news source (MeeXua?) I think those who read KI should know that KI never was, will not be and have not pretend or hold itself out to be a reliable news source. so don't be angry readers. it's April 01 everyday with KI. just take it on its face people. it's a blog spot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avid KI reader

Anonymous said...

Oh my god!
What about the law for anti-corruption?

When is this law pass?

Why anti-corruption law never pass?

KhmerPP,

Anonymous said...

It makes you proud to be a Cambodian.

Anonymous said...

sounds to me like people are probably not working and derelict their duty, and perhaps their supervisors failed to say anything or was ineffective. it goes to show how people can be so obnoxious, and that has nothing to do with gov't. it's called personal, bad habit, you know!

Anonymous said...

Under AH HUN SHIT leadership, Cambodia is such a fuck up country!

Now AH HUN SEN Vietcong slave mother fucker even micromanage the use of a toilet? This is fucken ridiculous!

Hey! If need to use the fucken toilet and I will use it unless AH HUN SHIT want me to shit in his ministry building!

With all the brain power endowed by God, AH HUN SHIT couldn't build two separate toilets for men and women!

Anonymous said...

It is embarassing that people are advocating base on a news article from 'MeeXua'!

Anonymous said...

could someone please cut out this "MeeXua" article and post it at the toilets inside the Council of Ministers? We will find out soon enough if there's any truth in this new "decree". Bu then some of those "Lauk Thom" ministers may just fall for it!!!