Story inspired by the Iron Curtain
Adapted by Lucky Unlucky
What language do they speak in hell?
The year is 2050, the kingdoom of Keapucham (aka Champa II) is now completely absorbed into the Indochinese Federation controlled by communist Vietnam. A Viet officer is walking in the park and he sees an old Khmer man reading a book.
The Viet says "What are you reading old man?" The old man says "I am trying to teach myself Pali."
The Viet says "Why are you trying to learn Pali? It takes years to get a visa to visit Bodhgaya. You would die before the paperwork got done."
"I am learning Pali so that when I die and go to Nirvana I will be able to speak to Lord Buddha. Pali is the language they speak in Nirvana," the old man replies.
"But what if when you die you go to Hell?" asks the Viet officer.
And the old man replies, "Vietnamese, I already know."
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Bodh Gaya or Bodhgaya is a religious place in Gaya district in the Indian state of Bihar. It is famous for being the place of Gautama Buddha's attainment of Enlightenment.
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Let me shoot!
Samdach Akak Moha Sena Badey Daycho Hun Xen claimed that in September 1998, a dissident man tried to assassinate him by firing rocket-propelled grenade into his motorcade. The rocket barely missed Samdach Hun Xen. A listener to Radio Bayon called and asked: “Why did the man who shot at Samdach Hun Xen motorcade in Siem Reap miss such a large target?”
Radio Bayon’s answer: “Because citizens who happened to be next to him tried to wrestle the rocket launcher from him and shouted, ‘Let me shoot!’”
Adapted by Lucky Unlucky
What language do they speak in hell?
The year is 2050, the kingdoom of Keapucham (aka Champa II) is now completely absorbed into the Indochinese Federation controlled by communist Vietnam. A Viet officer is walking in the park and he sees an old Khmer man reading a book.
The Viet says "What are you reading old man?" The old man says "I am trying to teach myself Pali."
The Viet says "Why are you trying to learn Pali? It takes years to get a visa to visit Bodhgaya. You would die before the paperwork got done."
"I am learning Pali so that when I die and go to Nirvana I will be able to speak to Lord Buddha. Pali is the language they speak in Nirvana," the old man replies.
"But what if when you die you go to Hell?" asks the Viet officer.
And the old man replies, "Vietnamese, I already know."
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Bodh Gaya or Bodhgaya is a religious place in Gaya district in the Indian state of Bihar. It is famous for being the place of Gautama Buddha's attainment of Enlightenment.
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Let me shoot!
Samdach Akak Moha Sena Badey Daycho Hun Xen claimed that in September 1998, a dissident man tried to assassinate him by firing rocket-propelled grenade into his motorcade. The rocket barely missed Samdach Hun Xen. A listener to Radio Bayon called and asked: “Why did the man who shot at Samdach Hun Xen motorcade in Siem Reap miss such a large target?”
Radio Bayon’s answer: “Because citizens who happened to be next to him tried to wrestle the rocket launcher from him and shouted, ‘Let me shoot!’”
17 comments:
only puk ah slave SRP whould thought so.
CHIMPANZEES of PRIVATE PARTY!!!
why they have to label others? is it to make themselves feel better? or is it just the so-called freedom of expression, and so forth? what you called libel, slandering, etc? freedom of speech, too? i don't know, it's sort of questionable on the person's motive!
This shit is funny. I laugh so hard and I'm rolling off from my chair.
Khmer oversee
how come only two youn's dog monkeys...hahahahahah i alway see three youn's dog monkeys.
Whoever wrote this should spending time to correct wikipedia and the Brazil govt for claiming Preah Vihear Temple is located in Thailand.
http://www.34whc.brasilia2010.org.br/?p=2237&lang=en
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preah_Vihear_Temple
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piece of shit as usual
12:41 AM MISSING LINK!!!
These two monkeys are having a little bit of fun in the sun. The another one gone fishing in Singapore and waiting for big submarine where they couldn't store all their big chunks here.
Anonymous said...I would describe the words Ansorm Chrouk for you.These words mean the private part of a man;if the words Ansorm Chek mean the private part of a woman.these two kinds of cakes make for Hindu religion.The writer compare the Khmer government right now to Ansorm Chrouk kingdom.This government prepare themselves to be Champa second. We can not escape Vietnam unless all of Us STAND UP AGAINST THEM. BRAVO KHMER NEW GENERATION.
Why would you refer to the kingdom to "Ansorm Chrouk"? Don't you consider "ansorm" a traditional food delight passed down from your ancestors? It's like you're cursing your own nation and religion. No wonder why monks have recently made it into the news lately, because people like you strive on cursing your own nation!!
The writer might misunderstood the word "Nivarna/Nippeand". This word means "no existence"; therefore, no one can talk to anyone.
Anonymous said...These two monkeys have the same food to eat. Each of them sit on the big rock;no one can roll this rock away.One look up the sky and another one straight ahead.They both eat all they can eat;They do not care who have food to eat or not.They eat until all Khmer belongings vanishing of the world like Champa.Each Cambodian wants to go to heaven,does not care who eats Khmer land or not.Thais or Vietnamese will eat all Khmer Ansorm Chrouk.Second part, I would like to answer about Ansorm Chrouk.Hinduism believe in the private part man or woman.this culture came from India.When you go to visit Cambodia,please do not forget to visit every ruin temple in Siem Reap you will see these statues. One of persons wrote in this blog not to curse Our nation or our religion. We believe in Buddha,not Hindu;but Khmer people make these cakes because they used to make them for two thousand years .Two thousand years ago, we believed in Hindu .We made these cakes to worship Hindu not monks or Buddha.
interesting story or perspective, but keep it to yourself because educated khmer like me just don't buy your hysteria of cambodia turning to champa II or whatever. hey, for your information cambodia and the world has come a long way past the stone age or the dark age, really. nowadays, the world has and use international law to govern all nations to respect one another, and there is the UN body to get nations to come together to discuss issues, agenda, etc..., ok! so, although your fairytale is good for reading for the purpose of learning english and khmer, it has no real evidence or creditial and so forth. and stop preach here; we can analyze for ourselves, you know! please don't discard the importance of using common sense, too, ok!
To 1:04 wake up dude don't you see Youn all over in Cambodian, Right now Youn is control Ah CPP idiots, Even ah Youn in California that I working with told me that our country is Under Youn control too fool.
Anonymous said...Educated people like Mr. PHD posted blog at 1:04PM.Know what we knew the one we did not know,you and I did not know it.We continue to learn from each other until we die;that's what the educated people should do.Please,be nice to everyone.If you did not like some another person ideas,you just skip ,or ignore it.Your business is your business;mine is mine.Please,don't be upset or frustrated too much.Please,calm down ! Do not be so proud to yourself. when you look down,million people are stupid than you,but when you look up in the sky there were a lot of them were better than you.And secondly,the country is Khmer,but all Cambodian land is Vietnamese;I am totally supporting 2:18PM.He is a well educated one which I should praise him all my heart.
This is one of the big questions that can be arrived. Monkey what language they used to communicate with others.
Sensation work and picture about the life in the Ansorm Chrouk kingdoom,quite amazing and wonderful work and the picture is pretty beautiful.
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