A funny banana
A banana-imitating humanStory inspired by the Iron Curtain
Adapted by Lucky Unlucky
We are living in an era of extraordinary development
On the occasion of the anniversary of the CeePheukPhom party, a meeting of Party members is held in a village. Chreb, the Chairman of the local CeePheukPhom party chapter gives a speech: "Dear friends! Let's look at the amazing achievements of our Party after the liberation from the Pol Pot regime. For example, here sits Srey Net. Who was she before? An illiterate peasant woman, she had but one dress and no shoes. And now? She is an exemplary farmer known over the entire region. Or look at Chan Kdeb. He was the poorest man in this village, had no buffalo, no cow, and even no axe. And now? He is a motodoop driver, and has two pairs of flip flops! Or look at Hoon Hen. He was a nasty hooligan, a lowest drunkard, a dirty gadabout living in Wat Botum. Nobody trusted him even with a drop of water in rainy season, as he would steal anything his gaze fell upon. And now he's a vice president of the Party!"
The next day, Chreb disappeared and never to be seen again. The village police chief claimed that he was sent to development re-education...
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Which hell you said?
Cambodian dictator Hun Xen dies after ruling the kingdoom until he is 99 years old, one day short of his 100th birthday. He then goes to the gate of heaven, where he is met by a Tevoda (angel). Tevoda tells Mr. Hun Xen that he cannot enter, but he can choose between two hells.
They travel down to take a look. The first is full of pretty girls, tons of free sarongs, million bags of free MSG, gazillion bags of free rice, and every food, karaoke bars one can think of. The second is full of devils dressed as cops telling the poor souls sent there that they did not have the proper paper, thus they are destined to torture in vats of hot oil and boiling waters.
“I’ll take the first please,” says Mr. Hun Xen. He has a wonderful time, but after a few days he is called up to Tevoda.
“I’ve got bad news for you, Xen,” he says. “You are going to the second hell.”
“Why? What did I do wrong?” he asks plaintively.
“Nothing. But that was the electoral campaign hell. Now comes the election fraud hell.”
The next day, Chreb disappeared and never to be seen again. The village police chief claimed that he was sent to development re-education...
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Which hell you said?
Cambodian dictator Hun Xen dies after ruling the kingdoom until he is 99 years old, one day short of his 100th birthday. He then goes to the gate of heaven, where he is met by a Tevoda (angel). Tevoda tells Mr. Hun Xen that he cannot enter, but he can choose between two hells.
They travel down to take a look. The first is full of pretty girls, tons of free sarongs, million bags of free MSG, gazillion bags of free rice, and every food, karaoke bars one can think of. The second is full of devils dressed as cops telling the poor souls sent there that they did not have the proper paper, thus they are destined to torture in vats of hot oil and boiling waters.
“I’ll take the first please,” says Mr. Hun Xen. He has a wonderful time, but after a few days he is called up to Tevoda.
“I’ve got bad news for you, Xen,” he says. “You are going to the second hell.”
“Why? What did I do wrong?” he asks plaintively.
“Nothing. But that was the electoral campaign hell. Now comes the election fraud hell.”
4 comments:
I always love this funny comics from the Iron Curtain, Lucky Unlucky... Thanks!
i am not so sure that it is funny. a hell full pretty girls? what the heck is that?
Hun Sen is a dictator that All of Cambodians should remove from PM chair
but the joke is not funny.
When Hun Sen will be dead and get killed by lightning strike,I want new Sdach Korn to die soon.May someone ties his neck and drag him away like Dap Chhuon(chief province of Siem Reap) in Sihanouk era.
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