Monday, December 20, 2010

MY SWEET AND SOUR DREAM

Story and Art by HK

Last week I went to China for a few days. During my stay there, one afternoon I spent a couple of hours at a Chinese museum in Beijing where I saw and admired many ancient Chinese emperors. That night when I went to sleep in the hotel I had a dream of becoming the NEW EMPEROR of VIETNAM.

And also in my dream, a pretty Tevada came and asked me,

“Xen, do you want your bad eye back to be normal?”

I was so happy and exclaimed,

“Yes Madam!”

“Ok but there are some tradeoffs. I have to have your two front teeth and your replacement eye will come crossed sighted with your good one,” the Tevada replied.

I thought it over for a moment. Well I could pay a dentist to fix my front teeth and a real good eye would improve my vision even though my sight would be crossed.

“Yes Tevada, I do want the tradeoffs.”

“Ok Xen, your wish is fulfilled.” And the Tevada floated away and disappeared into the lovely moon lit night sky…

As the NEW EMPEROR of VIETNAM, I lived in a small palace in the city of Hué and was surrounded by many Viet concubines, eunuchs, servants etc…

Inside the small palace everybody kowtowed to me when they saw me walking by. But outside it was a different story; nobody respected me from the top officials all the way down to the Viet beggars.

I was so angry. And this was how I saw myself in my dream.

Prince Huyen Xen,
Son of the 13th concubine and the late emperor Bao Dai

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

***Good Dream XEN HUYEN.DO YOU ASK GOD TEVDA...About... when you Die?.Next time don't forget to ask Tevda O.K???.if you Die can you ask Tevda or Youmreach about your u.s Million dollars Bring to the Hell???.
CHAN SY OUY

Anonymous said...

this guy look like vietcong
the whole world know this guy is a traitor to khmer nation

Anonymous said...

he wille die in 40years more

Anonymous said...

Nice dream and the story match the picture.
Why there is no mention of his coconut shell helmet in his dream?
I wonder did he have wet dreams with the Viet concubines too.
He is now promoted from Ah Kwack to Ah Kwaeng.
Go to hell Ah Sror Keiy Yoeur. Hahaha…

Anonymous said...

AHHAHAHAHA... nice job ki-media! I hope AH YOUN HANOI SLAVE HUN SEN READS THIS LOLZ! FUCKEN HANOI SLAVE!

Anonymous said...

he do what even youn tell him that why nobody like him, he is youn slave I hate him and everybody hate him too and cambodian people don't need him

Anonymous said...

អាយ៉ងក្បត់ជាតិ ហ៊ុន សែន ជាមេឃាតករឈាមត្រជាក់ ហើយក៏ជាមេគ្រោះថ្នាក់ធំជាងគេ បើមិននាំគ្នាកំចាត់
វាចោលទេ ប្រទេសខ្មែរគ្មានថ្ងៃបានសុខសាន្តឡើយ។

Anonymous said...

What a nice coconut shell helmet! Was it made in Vietnam or China? He looks good in that kind of military helmet anyway.

Anonymous said...

អាឆ្កែកញ្ជះយួនបីក្បាល ហ៊ុន សែន, ហេងសំ រិន, ជាស៊ីម
បើគ្មានសមត្តភាពទេ ល្មមចុះចេញទុកឱ្យ លោកសម រង្ស៊ី
ធ្វើម្ដងហើយ។

Anonymous said...

Kmas Siem te, ke tha Khmersott(ชาวกัมพูชาโปรดตื่นขึ้นมา!คนขายชาติเป็น ฮุนเซน, Chea Sim, เฮง Somrin และ Var Kimhong.
khmersott).
lmom stop che khnea hoay khmer euy khmer

Anonymous said...

គិតទៅពួកអាចុយម្រ៉ាយបក្សសមរង្សីវាចុយតែគ្នាវា
មកបង្ខួចគេឯងទៅវិញពិតជាពួកអាឆ្កែឆ្កួតមែន។

Anonymous said...

Good job Xen. You have to wear coconut shell helmet to work for Master (Vietcong).

There are four more traitors need to wear this helmet such as Heng Somrin,Chea Sim, Hor 5 Hong, and Sva kim Hong.

Anonymous said...

crazy khmer crazy khmer crazy khmer crazy khmer crazy khmer
why don't love-live and devellop your poor Country togather
h a ha ha haaa sooo shy shy

Anonymous said...

Thank you Ki-media you have always bring us good comment, and article we love and your patriotism, god bless you and your long lives website. Than you we love and alway support your stories.

Khmer love khmer
khmer love samrainsy
khmer love Kem sokha
khmer love Khmer Krom
khmer united

Anonymous said...

សូមឲ្យវត្ថុស័កសិទ្ធិក្នុងលោកប្រល័យពួកអាក្បត់ជាតិតិរិច្ឆាន
ដែល បំផ្លាញ,ច្បាម, ឆក់, ប្លន់, ដណ្ដើមយក, កៀបសង្កត់, សង្កត់សង្កិន, ជិះជាន់, បង្ក្រាប, វាយ, ទាត់, ធាក់
សូមទេវតាមហាសង្ក្រាន្តឆ្នាំថ្មីឲ្យពួកអាក្បត់ជាតិតិរិច្ឆាន
ទាំងអស់នេះ ងាប់ទៅគ្មានដីកប់ ងាប់មួយពូជរបស់វា
គ្មានអ្នកធ្វើបុណ្យឲ្យ ។

Anonymous said...

I think he is promoted from Ah Kwack to Ah Sror Leov and Ah Kror Hupp. Hahaha…

Anonymous said...

10:33 AM

You want to ចុយ the Viet concubines too.
You’re better watch out, or the new emperor will castrate you.
And you will become an eunuch (ah mathe yeam vaing oy sdach).
There is no more penis for you, no good man, then you will be worse than ឆ្កែឆ្កួត.

Anonymous said...

ah nis peak muok ah srakey tov doch chea som myang dae, ah chhkae phlich phteas.

Anonymous said...

ah 10 33 ah kangcheas youn ah pouk ah CPP KBATCHEAT mean thngaiy na mouy reas khmers samoung kbal chea pomkhan ah slap tayhoong ah slap ning ronteas banh

Anonymous said...

cham orsh dey doy sa Anam king's sister, Kampuchea krom ordey doy sa Anam king 's daughter, and orsh dey some doy sa VN gave power to cpp and vn illegal immigrant will occupy more land later.

Anonymous said...

yis ah nis peak muok ning tov doch ah yuon kantob sot sat, icheung ban chea vea mean khuor doch yuon, ah khuor yuon, ah khuor bang kang.

Anonymous said...

Government should create another website against Sam Rainsy and let readers who support CPP to criticise Sam Rainsy.

Hun Sen Thok

Anonymous said...

វត្ថុស័កសីទ្ធឆក់យកតែអាតិរិច្ឆានអាសមរង្សីតែប៉ុណ្ណឹង
ឯងពីព្រោះអាចុយម៉្រាយនេះមិនដែលបានធ្វើអ្វីឲ្យ
ពលរដ្ធខ្មែរសម្បាយចិត្តនោះទេ។

Anonymous said...

Your mother fucker ah CPP traitors mother fuckers I'm fucking let your mother fuckers know I'm not Som Rainsy party ok mother fuckers. Don't flame everybody is Som Rainsy alright ah slave Youn mother fuckers if your regime don't slave to ah Youn I bet no body gonna talk bads about your stupid regime too asshole. Can your regime make term limite for the president too I'm sicking tired to see the same old guys lead the country.

Anonymous said...

Almost all of the media outlets in Cambodia support the gov’t, haii eur haii eur.
And they silence and jail any criticism and the truth.
That is reason why the KI-Media has been born.

Anonymous said...

5:34 PM
You are drunk now. I will talk to you when you will be sober.

Anonymous said...

The story is fictional, but in Hun Sen’s real life it is true.
He cares about the Viet more than his countrymen.
But behind his back even the Viet beggars look down at him.
As a man with multiple PhD’s he should understand that he is being used by the Viet for their advantages.

Anonymous said...

nice pic KI, I collect a lot of your pics into my black album satirw.

Anonymous said...

I'd have a drame too about ah-hun sen,ah-hun sen,saw ah-ho!ah-hun sen ask ah-ho to grant him a wishes!so ah-ho say ok!what your wish?ah-hun sen say"i want a huge mansion to live in"ah-ho replies "ok,you're got it"and his second wish is a mercedes "ok you got that too.and his last wish is to be a dictator for a very long time in condombodia,ah-ho say ok you're got that too.but to make your wishes come true you have to be a viet-slave for the rest of in tire life.

Anonymous said...

The coconut shell crown looks good on your head, you slave emperor.
The 'yaum mah reach' will laugh his ass off when he will see you in hell in this uniform.
Your judgement day will come sooner than you think.

Anonymous said...

That is very good from Ballon kap and black uniform to Lon Nol uniform. GREAT.

Anonymous said...

Please Khmer Stand up to against
dictatorship

1)- Sihanouk allowed Chiness to Kill Khmer in 1975-79 decades

2)- A Hun Sen Cooperated with VN and allow VN people to live and Cambodia.

3)- A Hun Sen regime co-operation with VN to Kill Kmer people from 1979-Present

Anonymous said...

សាកលមើល៍…បើមិនងាប់ពាយទេ អញឲ្យយកជើងជាន់អាចម៍ធាក់ក្បាលអញ…!

Anonymous said...

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!

>.<

Anonymous said...

sure : សាកលមើល៍…បើមិនងាប់ពាយ,
Ban ter tha tam web site

Anonymous said...

good comment: *******
អាណាថាខ្មែរអត់ច្បាប់បំបិទមាត់ពួកអាប្រឆាំងអស់ហ្អែងហ្នឹង សួរថានៅអាមេរិកបិតាប្រជាធិបតេយ្យក្តរហ្អែងទាំងអស់គ្នាហ្នឹង មានវេបសាយណាជេរអូបាម៉ា ហើយព្រីនអាជេរហ្នឹងដើរចែកសេរីបានដែរអត់ទេ? យី!!! អាអស់នេះ។

KI and Sam Rainsy are happy to use the innocent people to gain popularity. Their followers were thrown to jail for their leaders' irresponsible acts of cowardice because they couldn't afford to flee the country like Sam Rainsy. KI people could afford to be irresponsibly aggressive and provocative because they are anonymous and enjoy life in foreign countries. People here have to adopt their own way of opposing the government and should not follow these flying-foxes' style. We go to protest whenever we can. Reflect what you have done, Mr. Sam Rainsy! For KI, you should ask yourself: have the country's human right and democracy been improved by the impact of your cursing and provocative blog posts? Have people's poverty been reduced by your impact of anonymous attack of the government for your own pleasure and hobby when you are free from work?

Anonymous said...

I agree with some comments above. Those other traitors should wear the coconut shell too. KI should change their photos, put all of them wear the coconut shell. Hun Sen looks great in that shell, can't wait to see the other three.

Anonymous said...

គិតទៅពួកអាចុយម្រ៉ាយបក្សសមរង្សីវាចុយតែគ្នាវា
មកបង្ខួចគេឯងទៅវិញពិតជាពួកអាឆ្កែឆ្កួតមែន។

10:33 AM
អារលាយណាម្នាក់នេះ វាកំពុងពុល
ចំណីមានជាតិគីមីចុលមកពីយួន
ហើយ​កែមិនឡើងទេ ។ វាស្អប់
សម រង្ស៊ីណាស់ ប្រហែលពួក
ប្រឆាំងមិនបានយកម៉ែវាទេដឹង ?

Anonymous said...

Heh! Viet slave @ 10:05 PM, how about this:

អញឲ្យយួនយកជើងជាន់អាចម៍ធាក់ក្បាលឯង…!

Anonymous said...

Ah Khvang Ma Khak!

Chi Done Chita Ah mork Dol Ov Ah,
Chea Pouch Pung Chor Luoch Ko ( Bulls thieves) nov Cheay Daen Khmer-Yuon,

Ruoch Mork Dol Ah Aeng Chea Me Chor Luok Srok Khmer Oy Yuon Noeung Chea Kheatakors SamLap Khmers Chuos Yuon Hanoi.

Ah ROLEAY RUP,
Ah Preah PakRa Muk.

Ah Aeng Noeung Trov Reas Khmer Ph'yuor Ko Min Khan Loeuy.

Anonymous said...

wake up already! there are more to cambodia than you and i, you know! stop dividing, hurting, and stealing and cheating on cambodia and khmer people, ok! it's like we all are on the same boat, so when the boat leaked, instead of watching, why not all lend a hand to help patch it up. it is what is it, so please educate everyone who are less fortunate than you to get a good education. don't be so selfish, show some love and have some god preaching in you, ok! when cambodia is prosperous, we are will be happy to live, work, visit, do business, vacationing, rest and relaxation there, really! so, stop hurting our country for a change, ok!

Anonymous said...

ok! already! really! you know!
ok! already! really! you know!
What the fu@#$%?

Anonymous said...

3:47 PM

you are funny. i think the guy cannot write without using those 4 exclamation words:

ok! already! really! you know!

Anonymous said...

11:16 PM

“អាណាថាខ្មែរអត់ច្បាប់បំបិទមាត់ពួកអាប្រឆាំង
អស់ហ្អែងហ្នឹង សួរថានៅអាមេរិកបិតាប្រជាធិបតេយ្យក្តរហ្អែង
ទាំងអស់គ្នាហ្នឹង មានវេបសាយណាជេរអូបាម៉ា ហើយព្រីនអាជេរហ្នឹងដើរចែក
សេរីបានដែរអត់ទេ? យី!!! អាអស់នេះ។”

Here is the reply for you:

Ok dumb ass, Khmer don’t have website criticizing Obama, but American do, ton of them. They openly criticize him by using all kind of words against him on TV’s, Newspapers, Radios and Internet.
Ask your drunkard Kanarith, he explains it to you, ok ‘lok kankep nov knong undaung’