Monday, October 22, 2007

King Father's Funny Story: “Prime Minister Candidates”

Translated from French by Luc Sâr
Funny Story
“Prime Minister Candidates”
By N. Sihanouk

“During Sihanouk’s era,” one is satisfied with having elections for Members of Parliament (MPs) at the National Assembly.

And, within the Parliament, these MPs proceeded to the election of a Personality of their choice (or, rather, the choice of among their majority) to become the “Prime Minister” or “President of the Council of Ministers.”

Currently (2007), one can see Political Parties (even “Small” ones) officially proclaiming that they (Party x, y, z…) have and present to the Nation, to all the Compatriots: A, B, C, D, etc… as their respective candidates to the position of Prime Minister, Head of the RGC (Royal Government of Cambodia) (in direct competition against the uneatable, supremely prestigious, extremely loved and admired by the Khmer People, Samdech Akka Moha Senapatey Decho Hun Sen).

(Signed) Norodom Sihanouk

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny ! being a king but try to be a joker whow try to tell bad stories.....

Anonymous said...

During "hero" King's time, parliament has the right to vote for a Prime Minister in theory. But pratically speaking either the then prince upayuveakreach must be voted for to be the PM or the then Prince Sihanouk, chief of state will appoint a PM, and the PM has to get the vote from the national assembly. Today in the mind of our "hero" king the samdech moha etc..must be the only PM candidate. Other parties candidates are subject to the "hero" laugh. There is no bottom in the servility of the "hero" toward the samdech moha save the throne.

Anonymous said...

I don't know when that son of the bitch shuts the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

That tells, he lives in the darkest age. Not anymore Papa and the Joke is on him!

Anonymous said...

Coupe du Monde de Pétanque 2007
16-10-2007

Le championnat du monde de pétanque vient de se terminer le 14 octobre, en Thaïlande. L’équipe du Cambodge, pourtant performante, n’était pas présente.
Le royaume n’était pas présent lors des éliminatoires du championnat du monde, organisé à Pattaya, Thaïlande, du 18 au 23 septembre derniers. Quarante nations y ont pourtant participé. Le responsable technique, et entraîneur national de la Fédération de pétanque du Cambodge, Em Hieng, a expliqué que l’absence de compétiteurs à cette rencontre pourtant importante était due à un problème d’ordre financier.« Il nous fallait 5000 dollars pour envoyer les joueurs à Pattaya, mais l’Etat (le ministère de l’Education) n’a pas donné son accord pour le financement », a révélé Em Hieng. Il a poursuivi, « le Cambodge a perdu une bonne occasion de concourir. La dépense n’était pas excessive, parce qu’on pouvait s’y rendre en voiture ».Le Cambodge s’était classé troisième lors du championnat du monde tenu à Grenoble en 2004, après la France et la Belgique. En 2005, il s’était qualifié vingtième lors de la préparation au mondial organisé en Belgique. Malgré ces bons résultats, cette année, le Cambodge est absent de la scène mondiale.Em Hieng a tenu à préciser que « le Cambodge a par le passé annulé sa participation à plusieurs rencontres de pétanque, aux niveaux régionaux et internationaux, à cause de problèmes financiers ».
Nhim Sophal

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Anonymous said...

Mr.Sihanouk,
If you read this,I have watched how you play the critics in abroad mostly in your defense of the Hanoi appointed regime.

One is clear,you are working your way to the ECCC tribunal stance.Here what I can in my behalf,during your regime and rule spanning from 1943-1991 whether in or out of Cambodia,how many parties were in competition in each election with you-better word a One Size fit all(King maker,Head of State,Prime Minister,Party supreme manipulator).

Today,you are enjoying yourself profoundly to see people with sensibility will fall down and stay down under the feet of dictator.

You are a mad man without morality.
I am disgusted with your not only past but recent behavior.Remember this,you or your bastards plus CPP co-conspirators,one day it takes only one man to change all.That man is you.Sideliners are waiting,watch where you are going now.

Anonymous said...

Cher Ki-Media,
Nous, Khmers francophones, nous sommes tres nombreux a vouloir etre au courant au jour le jour de la situation de notre tres cher pays.
Nous vous serions tres reconnaissants si vous pouviez nous traduire tous les informations publies dans Ki-Media en francais.

Anonymous said...

POUCH A CHAMKUOT LUONG

Anonymous said...

Well put, You Highness (Somdach Euv)!

God blesses you!

Anonymous said...

The bacterial from "pra-hawk" crawled up to his brain!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sometime "love" is "hate", and "hate" is "love".

This one is definitely "love" is "hate".

". . . against the UNEATABLE, SUPREMELY prestigious, EXTREMELY loved and admired by the Khmer People . . . "

Former King Norodom Sihanouk is being "fruit and flower".

Have a good day.

Anonymous said...

To Mee Chkout (Socheata):

There is a typo in the last paragraph of the report,

"... Head of the RGC (Royal Government of Cambodia) (in direct competition against the unbeatable, supremely prestigious, extremely loved and admired by the Khmer People, Samdech Akka Moha Senapatey Decho Hun Sen).

Anonymous said...

He made his endorsement!

Anonymous said...

Hun Sen present honorific title:
Som'ach akka mohak Sen a-baad dei dach touv Ho

Anonymous said...

Not an endorsement but it is his low blow to please Hun Sen.

Anonymous said...

The story isn't funy at all..perhaps the joke is Hun Sen's title?

Anonymous said...

Damn I hate the long title, not that I am against it. The problem is by the time I finish saying these high official name, I forgot what I want to tell them, hehehe.

Anonymous said...

Funny frog?

Anonymous said...

Norodom Sihanouk is still an idiot who has produced more idiots.

Anonymous said...

And why did you said that, 1:13?

Anonymous said...

Because you did not read all the Sihaknuk idiots hand writing with none senses,Am I wrong?

Anonymous said...

I don't see anything here. Can you point it out to me?

Anonymous said...

Samdech Akkuk Moha Senapatey Sdechoi Hun Sen. Commented by His Royal Highness the ex-king of Cambodia, Norodumb Sihanouk.

Anonymous said...

Xang Q, Ah Lop & Pler @10:10 PM.

Ah Chrass Choeung!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, zip it. Just fix the typo, will ya?

Anonymous said...

NSHN should produce film to Compete Hollywood or should be a Comic to compete with Excellency Lor Sy Advisor to Run Rot or cpmpete with Lok Koy/Krem... wse hope he will be better and much more funny than them...

Annother thing, So far Only PM Hunsen who can win Great King...

From: Excellency Achar Knoy- 7 Diamond stars general( specialised in fighting/attacking with only Khmers), Phd. in Banditism from Chea Chamroeurn Unversity PP, Oknha Chor-{Gained millions USD from robbing Cambodia}, Samdach Krom Koy.

Anonymous said...

AH SIHANOUK SHOULD DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !!!!

AH SIHANOUK IS THE BIG KILLER OF ABOUT 1.7 MILLION OF KHMER PEOPLE DURING 1975-1979 AND IS THE COMPLICE OF YOUNS TO KILL ABOUT 1 MILLION OF KHMEER PEOPLE DURING 1970-1975!!!

AH SDECH OT POUJ!!! WORTH OF DIE!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, shut the fuck up, Ah Khmer-Yuon idiot.