Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Life in the Ansorm Chek kingdoom: Don't mess with the Cee-Pee-Pee

Stories inspired by the Iron Curtain
Adapted by Lucky Unlucky
Lucky Unlucky note: Some readers were wondering whether the use of the “Ansorm Chek kingdoom” is an insult on our revered Khmer dessert or not? Well, not too long ago, the Royal Government of the kingdoom of Cambodia issued a declaration stating that Cambodia is NOT a “banana kingdoom.” In respect to this declaration, I have decided that I should use our popular Khmer dessert to denote our illustrious kingdoom instead. That’s all. Thank you!
Who set up the CPP?

Radio Bayon is asked:
-Was the CPP set up by our illustrious politicians or by genius scientists?

Radio Bayon answers:
-Of course it was invented by our illustrious politicians. Scientists would have tested it on monkeys in advance.
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Thug Kid (Khmeng C-Peal-Peal)?

Manouth, a kid in the kingdoom of Cambodia, stands up on his desk during class and starts cursing everyone of his classmates around. The teacher shouts at Manouth, tries to get him off the desk and threatens him. Manouth is not afraid of anything, he shouts to the teacher: "Go to hell you stupid witch!"

Then the teacher tells him, she'll call the director. The nasty kid aggressively replies: "Who? The director? Oh, that ape face? Tell him to shut his stinking mouth up and wash his smelly butt!"

The teacher unable to calm him down, goes to the school director and tells him what is going on. The director is extremely angry. Opens a shelf and takes the school students' personal data list out. "Let's see who his parents are, we'll call them!" As he finds that Manouth’s father is the CPP party provincial boss and his mother is the president of the local Cambodian Red Cross chapter, his speech freezes...

Teacher: "Well? What's their phone number?"

The director (with shaking lips): "W-w-well, why don't you go to hell, you idiot witch and I'll shut my stinking mouth up and g-go wash my smelly butt right now!"

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just google and notice that Khmer loves to suck cock both guys and girls. Khmer male loves to suck White tourists' cock to earn few bucks, bang their ass will pay the extra. Khmer girls love to marry Korean, Chinese men to practice being raped and gang bang. Ask your mother and wives, they sure love to and contact us at:
www. Khmerwhoreiseverywhere.com

But I “ăn bẩn thỉu âm đạo” like giving donkeys blowjobs.

Anonymous said...

This is very funny LU.

Anonymous said...

I just google and notice that Khmer loves to suck cock both guys and girls. Khmer male loves to suck White tourists' cock to earn few bucks, bang their ass will pay the extra. Khmer girls love to marry Korean, Chinese men to practice being raped and gang bang. Ask your mother and wives, they sure love to and contact us at:
www. Khmerwhoreiseverywhere.com

But I “ăn bẩn thỉu âm đạo” like giving donkeys blowjobs. No, my mistake I rather do it for the elephants, because I have big a mouth.

Anonymous said...

this individual is really annoying, here, really!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Now Manuth is taking charge of a force to fight against banana leaves..

Anonymous said...

6:52am koun mi ayeah kvok

Anonymous said...

"google kid" 8:33AM is mad at you now. "koun mi ayeah kvok"

Anonymous said...

Democratic Kampuchea Pol Pot Khmer Rouge Regime

Members:
Pol Pot
Nuon Chea
Ieng Sary
Ta Mok
Khieu Samphan
Son Sen
Ieng Thearith
Kaing Kek Iev
Hun Sen
Chea Sim
Heng Samrin
Hor Namhong
Keat Chhon
Ouk Bunchhoeun
Sim Ka...

Committed:
Tortures
Brutality
Executions
Massacres
Mass Murder
Genocide
Atrocities
Crimes Against Humanity
Starvations
Slavery
Force Labour
Overwork to Death
Human Abuses
Persecution
Unlawful Detention


Cambodian People's Party Hun Sen Khmer Rouge Regime

Members:
Hun Sen
Chea Sim
Heng Samrin
Hor Namhong
Keat Chhon
Ouk Bunchhoeun
Sim Ka...

Committed:
Attempted Murders
Attempted Murder on Chea Vichea
Attempted Assassinations
Attempted Assassination on Sam Rainsy
Assassinations
Assassinated Journalists
Assassinated Political Opponents
Assassinated Leaders of the Free Trade Union
Assassinated over 80 members of Sam Rainsy Party.

Sam Rainsy LIC 31 October 2009 - Cairo, Egypt
"As of today, over eighty members of my party have been assassinated. Countless others have been injured, arrested, jailed, or forced to go into hiding or into exile."
  
Executions
Executed over 100 members of FUNCINPEC Party
Murders
Murdered 3 Leaders of the Free Trade Union 
Murdered Chea Vichea
Murdered Ros Sovannareth
Murdered Hy Vuthy
Murdered 10 Journalists
Murdered Khim Sambo
Murdered Khim Sambo's son 
Murdered members of Sam Rainsy Party.
Murdered activists of Sam Rainsy Party
Murdered Innocent Men
Murdered Innocent Women
Murdered Innocent Children
Killed Innocent Khmer Peoples.
Extrajudicial Execution
Grenade Attack
Terrorism
Drive by Shooting
Brutalities
Police Brutality Against Monks
Police Brutality Against Evictees
Tortures
Intimidations
Death Threats
Threatening
Human Abductions
Human Abuses
Human Rights Abuses
Human Trafficking
Drugs Trafficking
Under Age Child Sex
Corruptions
Bribery
Embezzlement
Treason
Border Encroachment, allow Vietnam to encroaching into Cambodia.
Signed away our territories to Vietnam; Koh Tral, almost half of our ocean territory oil field and others.  
Illegal Arrest
Illegal Mass Evictions
Illegal Land Grabbing
Illegal Firearms
Illegal Logging
Illegal Deforestation

Illegally use of remote detonate bomb on Sokha Helicopter, while Hok Lundy and other military officials were on board.

Lightning strike many airplanes, but did not fall from the sky.  Lightning strike out side of airplane and discharge electricity to ground. 
Source:  Lightning, Discovery Channel

Illegally Sold State Properties
Illegally Removed Parliamentary Immunity of Parliament Members
Plunder National Resources
Acid Attacks
Turn Cambodia into a Lawless Country.
Oppression
Injustice
Steal Votes
Bring Foreigners from Vietnam to vote in Cambodia for Cambodian People's Party.
Use Dead people's names to vote for Cambodian People's Party.
Disqualified potential Sam Rainsy Party's voters. 
Abuse the Court as a tools for CPP to send political opponents and journalists to jail.
Abuse of Power
Abuse the Laws
Abuse the National Election Committee
Abuse the National Assembly
Violate the Laws
Violate the Constitution
Violate the Paris Accords
Impunity
Persecution
Unlawful Detention
Death in custody.

Under the Cambodian People's Party Hun Sen Khmer Rouge Regime, no criminals that has been committed crimes against journalists, political opponents, leaders of the Free Trade Union, innocent men, women and children have ever been brought to justice. 

Anonymous said...

6:52AM

You forgot about your mother and sister(s) are female as well. Keep doing what you're doing and don't forget to check on them regularly because they might do the things that you're trying to tell people here about the Khmer do for a living. If you happen to find out your relatives are doing it maybe you should join them and feel how good it is and at the same time making money, then you'll understand why they do it. The key word here is understanding, maybe this is too hard for you.

Anonymous said...

Good idea, Heng Soy! this is a better way for people to better understand what is going on in this anachakr of preah bath samdech dekcho the greatest emperor hun sen. when i read the stories, it is no joke at all, it is rather painful.

Anonymous said...

9:40 AM
You have to read the 2nd paragraph to understand 6:52 AM and 7:42 AM intension.
The first paragraph has been on messages boards for months, and nobody cares.
They just let the “google kid” coping and pasting at least 2 to 3 times in a row, when there are new articles coming out. You don’t have to believe me, just go back and check the older postings.

Anonymous said...

9:40 AM
You have to read the 2nd paragraph to understand 6:52 AM and 7:42 AM intension.
The first paragraph has been on messages boards for months, and only a few people care to respond.
They just let the “google kid” coping and pasting at least 2 to 3 times in a row, when there are new articles coming out he has been the first to post. You don’t have to believe me, just go back and check the older postings. Perhaps we just ignore him and let him write all the profanities at will.
On the messages boards you don’t know who is who, because almost everybody is anonymous.
The bad guys can pretend to be the good guys and vice versa.

Anonymous said...

it has gotten really depressing now...

Anonymous said...

ខឺងគោ កាប់រទេះ​
You are not agree or not happy with the politic of the CPP party, but please don't insult our country and the Khmer people. Our country Cambodia did not deserve to be call Ansam Chek Kingdom, because Cambodia have nothing to do with the today politic.
What will we all do, when Bangkok Post or Thai medias called our country the same ways as this anonymous did ?

Anonymous said...

ha- all ar-norodom-family no matter what you trying to do all khmer people ever never believe in fucking king any more shame on ar-sihakmony fucker you walk a long with your stupid DAD ( AR-CHOY-MRAY-SIHANUK AND ME-CHOY-MRAY-MONICK BIG PUSSY

Anonymous said...

12:34 PM
I don't think, you are a Khmer or have Khmer blood. Khmer people are still civilize, because our parents educated us to know wrong and right.

Anonymous said...

CURSING PEOPLE PARTY!!!

Khantey said...

I don't know where all these cursing of the CPP and the khmer king will lead to. Maybe nowhere.Khmer people have a good tradition to respect the elderly not to say the King.They are modest and polite.I'm asking where do these impolite come from and what education they have. Even if they finish primary education, they would have learned something from their teacher not to curse people like this.If you believe in Buddhism, violence breeds violence and this will go on without end.

Anonymous said...

Hi.

I have a question for you.

What is CPP stand for?.

Is it Collect People Property without cost(CPP)? or Confiscate People Property with cost?

Hope to hear your answer soon.

Monkey