Saturday, January 09, 2010

Timeshare for Tycoons and Autocrats

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Be part of the international elite Club of Infamy*

November 1 – January 30 ................ Mr. Thaksin Shinawatra
February 1 – 28 ................ General Than Shwe
March 1 – April 30 ................ Mr. Kim Jong Il
May 1 – 30 ................ Mr. Omar al-Bashir
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July ................ available !
August ................ available !
September ................ Mr. Robert Mugabe
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Mrs. Imelda Marcos
Mr. Tommy Suharto
Mr. Silvio Berlusconi
Honorable Eni Faleomavaega

Excellent neighborhood in prime (minister) real estate. A short range from the firing range (don’t want anyone to be out of practice!) and a short distance to parliament (Eni, here’s where you can have your vote count!). Extra closet space (Imelda!), extra maids with extracurricular activities (Silvio) upon request. Cambodia, we accommodate!
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* In order to maintain exclusivity in the Club, certain conditions apply:
  • Must have obtained a certain level of wealth through illegal means or responsible for a certain level of human suffering of a certain degree (preferably loss of lives but mass starvation or repression of freedom would also do) – to be determined by the Cambodian people.
  • Must be flamboyant, love guns or be of the proletariat – to be determined by private seller of property.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

just rubbish...!

Anonymous said...

ស្រីស្រស់​កាហ៊ាងដូចហ៊ីង នឺងធ្វើសម្លរក្រកូរទទួលដល់ភ្ញៀវរៀងរាល់ល្ងាចថ្ងៃសុក្រសៅរ៍ during happy hour drink buy one get free​ honey!

Anonymous said...

NO MONEY NO HONEY!
2 services and get 1 free!

Anonymous said...

You forgot the other Special House Guest of our Dear Leader... ENI !

Anonymous said...

To KI Media

Thank you for asking "The Hero or the Traitor?".

Sam Rainsy is a hero.
Because Sam Rainsy defend Khmer peoples and Khmer territories.
That is why Sam Rainsy got assassinated attempt many times already by the Cambodian People's Party Hun Sen Khmer Rouge Regime.

Hun Sen is a traitor.
Because Hun Sen work for the Veitnamese, has no intension to defend Khmer peoples and Khmer territories.

Infact since Hun Sen been in power thirty one years ago, Cambodia loose Koh Tral along with almost half of ocean territory to Veitnam.

Hun Sen has no intension to defend Khmer territories.  Infact Hun Sen give away our territories.

About Khmer peoples, Hun Sen wants the Khmer peoples to vote for his party the Cambodian People's Party Hun Sen Khmer Rouge Regime at the same time, his regime burn down poor Khmer peoples home to the ground and leave them homeless.  The word is Mass Eviction.  Beat up poor Khmer peoples and use his bias courts to send victims to jail.

Whoever voted for the Cambodian People's Party are traitor.

Traitor = Joun Kbot Jeat

If anyone don't believe me, just ask your children, they would tell you that you are a traitor.   

Hun Sen is a Khmer Rouge.
Khmer Rouges are responsible for killing 1.7 million innocent Khmer peoples.
Hun Sen is continue to kill innocent Khmer peoples.
The Cambodian People's Party Khmer Rouge Regime are killing innocent Khmer peoples. 

Should the Khmer peoples proud of Hun Sen for the job well done?

I knows that Thes Meas and New Phally prouds of a murderer (Hun Sen).

In Cambodia a murderers become king.
Somdech Hun Sen
Somdech Chea Sim
Somdech Heng Samrin

In the United States of America a murderers become prisoners, some get many years in prison, some get life in prison and in some states a murderer get execute.  But none will become king.

by
Victim of Khmer Rouge Regimes

Khmer Rouge members:
Pol Pot
Nuon Chea
Ieng Sary
Ta Mok
Khieu Samphan
Son Sen
Ieng Thearith
Kaing Kek Iev
Hun Sen
Chea Sim
Heng Samrin
Hor Namhong
Keat Chhon
Ouk Bunchhoeun
Sim Ka...

Anonymous said...

i like this thread as the author is using rumour to convey his/her message, here. it's funny and is effective in bringing out the message loud and clear, here.

Anonymous said...

you mean the author is using humour, not rumour!

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who tried to reserve this place for his vacation in June but he was turned down because he doesn't meet the first requirement.

Anonymous said...

I'm still wearing my diaper, no hope of ever joining the tycoon. My unlucky karma. It would been good enough to have been born as a pet dog to one of these tycoon scoundrel.

Borey said...

ផ្ទះហ្នឹងមើលម៉ាភ្លែត ដូចជា ដើម ណូអែល ឬ អណ្តើក ឬ ផ្សិត អញ្ចឹង....ស្រាប់តែ ក្រលេកម៉ាខ្វាច ចុងក្រោយ ទៅជាម៉ុងខ្មោចទៅវិញ ... ស្អាតដែរតើ!

មើលទៅទំនងជាត្រូវការជណ្តើរយន្តផង ...។

Anonymous said...

I would consider renting it out only if the below accommodations is met.
1. Hun Sen must meet and greet me, upon my arrival.
(a) All Hun Sen's bodyguard is relief of duties until further notice.
2. Bun Rany must served as my house maid and other duties as I see fit during my durations.
3. Hang Samrin and Chea Sim served as my gardners.
4. Those who have been evicted shall return to their preoccupied home with a ligitimate title.

IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR $25 A DAY INCLUDING TIPS?

Anonymous said...

shut up already! i'm bored!

Anonymous said...

9:18,
Go seek your mother's advice, see if she care.

Anonymous said...

It's a timeshare - so you can purchase and own for that time period! It's a deal I will looking into! Not a rental.

Anonymous said...

That's former Hong Lundy villa, he still there party with those comrades. (kmouh)

Anonymous said...

11:56
By all mean go ahead. I think it's foolish to trust this gov't for anything to include Timeshare. Wouldn't it be funny to get evicted during your stay? Something to keep in mind.
Matter of fact, if you meet all those requirement; you are a part of the elite group.
Disregard my warning.