Elephants scratch their heads on a tiny problem in the Banana Kindgom

Elephants: I don't understand, with such a short trunk, how could he uproot trees in Prey Lang?

CPP's favorite song - ចម្រៀងពេញនិយមរបស់ គណបក្សប្រជាជនកម្ពុជា

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Grandma, why....? - Series by Anonymous

Lick your fears with these ghoulish Ice-Screams popsicles

Imagine chomping your way through the ghoulish heads of Xen-the-Xucker, Freddy Krueger, Chucky and Jason Voorhees and voila! You can now watch “Cambodia: A Country for Sale”, “A Nightmare On Elm Street,” “Child’s Play” or “Friday the 13th” in peace, knowing you’ve beaten (eaten) those villains once and for all. These chilling creations come courtesy of Russian design and advertising firm Stoyn, whose creatives worked with a sculptor on the forms and concocted a panoply of their own diabolical flavors including viet fish sauce, mint blue curacao, celery melon, apple carrot puree and tomato. These pops are still in development, but here’s to hoping they’re on the shelves in time for Halloween or in time when Obama visits Cambodia for the first time!

Political Satire by HNM

Inside Education Excellence

24 Aug 2012

By Ung Bun Ang

Cambodia500

INSIDE EDUCATION EXCELLENCE

One has only to look at the recent Bac II examination to find excellence in Cambodian education. The government is too modest when claiming the exam process is acceptable; its promised prosecutions for irregularities turn out to be unnecessary. It must be proud of its education policy that prepares youth for a future as well as contributing to a high GDP. A survey by social researcher Kem Lai confirms the students’ potential.

The survey indicates students take initiatives. An overwhelming 92% of the student respondents say they initiate collections of money for exam officials; however, they play down the significance of their initiative by saying the collection is not so original; it has already become a “culture”. They are also creative in calling for divine interventions before the exam.

The students are generous, caring for one another, and work well together. According to the survey, while the 92% initiates the collections, only two-thirds can afford to chip in. However, 78% of the respondents claim they share their work and copy from each other. These are excellent pre-requisites for teamwork.

Oldest huno sapiens photo discovered in Kampong Cham cave ... offspring still terrorize the area

Caveman that used to terrorize the Kampong Cham area 60,000 years ago

Offspring of the caveman above still terrorize Kampong Cham and Cambodia

Chimp escapes Las Vegas backyard ... again

August 2012
By By MICHELLE RINDELS and PAUL FOY

LAS VEGAS (KIM) — A chimpanzee who rampaged through a Las Vegas casino neighborhood (Bavet commune, Svay Rieng province) for the last 30 years made a second escape from his backyard enclosure this weekend, but his caretaker thinks he had human help this time from the East.

Nguyen Tan Dung says the 13-year-old chimp, HunXen, didn't get loose Saturday by bending steel bars without help. He thinks someone let HunXen out of his cage. Dung says the 180-pound animal was captured quickly and was never a threat to his Eastern neighbors. He was found barking for 5 hours and 20 minutes in the NatAss when he was caught, a record for such a primate.

HunXen, the chimp, was caught barking for 5 hours and 20 minutes at the NatAss (Photo: KIM)

What do these gold Olympics medalists think about Samdach Hun Xen's speech?

 

Hi McKayla, Aly and Kyla,

What do you think after watching 5 hours and 20 minutes of Samdach Hun Xen's soliloquy on TV?

Have fun in London,

Heng Soy, your fan from the Banana Kingdom

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Hi Heng Soy,

Thank you for asking, this photo says it all:

NOT IMPRESSED!!!

#notimpressed

លិខិត ពីហាណូយ ដល់គណបក្ស ស្រីលើកជើង

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PQRU Dogs - By Khleang Moeung

កែវរ៉េមមី - ទស្សនៈដោយឃ្លាំងមឿង

Comrade Xok An under medical care in Singapore for kidney stone or minor stroke?

Comrade Xok An

Cambodians putting curses on corrupt government officials

18 July 2012
KI-Media

Following the public absence of Comrade Xok An for the past several weeks, the Cambodia Daily reported in today’s edition that Phay Siphan, the mouthpiece of the Council of Ministers, confirmed that the comrade is under medical care in Singapore. Phay Siphan declined to tell the nature of the comrade’s illness, although rumors have been circulating that the comrade suffered from kidney stone. However, the Cambodia Daily reported that it could have been a minor stroke as well.

Phay Siphan indicated that the comrade would return back to the Kingdom of Extraordinary Wonder this weekend following the “perfect condition” Comrade Xok An was restored back to.

False rumors on chicken kidney graft for Comrade Xok An?

Recently, several poor Cambodians, who suffered forced evictions from their homes and lands, put curses on corrupt officials involved in unfair evictions. We were wondering if kidney stone and stroke were among these curses. Hmm, something the Press and Quick Reaction Unit (PQRU) of the Council Ministers will have to investigate soon.

Due to the comrade’s penchant for cockfighting, some bad mouth had spread the rumor that Comrade Xok An had to suffer to kidney replacement, however, the illustrious Singaporean medical team had determined that only chicken kidney can be use in the graft. After hearing this ridiculous medical pronouncement, the comrade also suffered a minor stroke from his uncontrolled anger. Now this version seems more plausible, would you want to bet on it?

A medical solution for His Ach-cellence Xok An - Idea by Anonymous

ព្រះមហាក្សត្រ អំពាវនាវ​ឲ្យ​ពលរដ្ឋ ដាំចេក

ប្រជារាស្ត្រដាំចេក

Border Post 314...

រឿងៈដើមកំនើតយក្ស ដោយ កវីដា - Genesis of the giant (monsters?) by Kakvey Da

ដោយ Kakvey Da
Originally posted on Facebook

កាលដំបូងឡើយ មនុស្សរស់នៅជាមួយគ្នាក្នុងសេចក្តីសុខសាន្តដោយស្វែងរកអាហាររួមគ្នា ហើយចែកគ្នាបរិភោគទាំងអស់គ្នា។

តែក្រោយមក មានមនុស្សខ្លះចាប់ផ្តើម មានចិត្តលោភលន់ ចង់បរិភោគអោយបាន ច្រើនជាងគេ និងមានអាហារជារបស់ផ្ទាល់ខ្លួនលើសអ្នកដ៏ទៃ ។

ពួកនេះបានលួចចំណីអាហារលាក់ទុកសំរាប់ខ្លួនឯង មិនអោយអ្នកឯទៀតដឹង ឡើយ។
ពួកគេហូបអាហារដែលជាចំនែករបស់ខ្លួននៅពេលថ្ងៃ និង ហូបអាហារដែលបាន លាក់ទុក នៅពេលយប់។

យូរៗទៅ ពួកគេមានរូបរាងធំឡើងៗ និង កំលាំងខ្លាំងក្លាលើសមនុស្សផ្សេងទៀត។
ពួកនេះគិតថាខ្លួនមានអំណាចលើសគេ ជាមេដឹកនាំគេ ហើយមិនចាំបាច់ ធ្វើការ ឡើយ។

Better luck than Soy Sopheap... - By Anonymous

Win-Win! - A free complimentary publication by CPP-USA & CPP-Canada

លោក កែវ រ៉េមី៖ «@*&%!»

លោក កែវ រ៉េមី, អនុប្រធានអង្គភាពព័ត៌មាន និង ប្រតិកម្មរហ័ស នៃ ទីស្តីការគណៈរដ្ឋមន្ត្រី, បាន ថ្កោលទោស លោក ប្រាដ អាដាម នៃ អង្គការឃ្លាំមើលសិទ្ធិមនុស្ស ពីបទ បង្កើតអសន្តិសុខ ដោយសាតែ ឯកសារលាតត្រដាង ភាពជាក់ស្តែង នៃ របបអំណាចផ្តាច់ការ របស់ អាយ៉ងកុម្មុយនិស្តយួន (សូមរំលឹកថា លោក ហ៊ុន សែន បាននិយាយ យ៉ាងត្រេកត្រអាល និង និយាយត្រង់ៗ៖ «ខ្ញុំអាយ៉ងវៀតណាម») ។ ឯលោក រ៉េមី វិញថា «ខ្ញុំឆ្កែវៀតណាម» ។

ក.ស.ប. (ភ្នំពេញ)